Santa

Who is Santa Claus doing right now in the North Pole?

Public Comments

1. the naughty girls
2. Well, seeing as Finland is santa I have to say Sweden
3. Robert Pattinson in the bum
4. Getting ready for this year.
5. Tiger Woods, or all the Ho Ho Hoeesss!
6. sleeping. he sleeps all year until christmas eve and day. the elves make all the toys
7. There's no such person as santa claus,or a north pole either. Just a big hole where ice use to be.
8. little johnny, his *favorite* elf helper....
9. Having an icy w*nk.
10. Well if anybody it will be mrs claus
11. The slowest reindeer.
12. Oh sweet mary, no one has said your mom yet?
13. i heard he had a new sit & spin, so i'm guessing one of the elves
14. Mrs. Claus's baby sister...Lolita.
15. The Easter Bunny, The Diet Dr. Pepper Guy, and Santa are having a 'around the world' festival in wood shop.
16. greasing up the Forklift .
17. Who is or where is he.. well i think he is pinching his pennies and wondering if HE can make another trip.
18. Minnie Driver she needs the money.
19. Probably floating on a melting piece of ice with a mangy polar bear and two "very lost" penguins...
20. Preparing his taxes ! boy does he have a lotta boys and girls to claim this year
21. Dasher & Dancer (they both swing the "other" way) !
22. he probably has some weird life-like toy he had the elves build... you know, because he's probably bored doing it with the same elves and reindeer day after day...
23. That big flamer the heat miser...Wot? Pickin's are slim in cold climates.
24. a naughty elf ... ooh kinky!
25. Rudolph...the isolation gets to you after a while, I mean hell, why you think Rudolph's nose is perpetually red?
26. Snooki
27. Should I be looking up "in the North Pole" on Urban Dictionary?
28. Am I missing out on some gossip? Is he cheating on Mrs Claus? Why that dirty rotten pr!ck!
29. Princess Toadstool
30. I hate it when I can't top an answer.
31. pig'in out on all his food