Santa

Does Santa Claus really live in the North Pole and deliver presents to every person in the entire world?

on christmas eve??? REALLY? where are all my presents then? he owes me 21 years of presents Oh. Well what counts as being bad? do bad thougts count as being bad?

Public Comments

1. Don't be silly. That's Hanukkah Harry.
2. Only to children and ask my grandson and granddaughter, he does live there
3. Only in fictional stories. If you're referring to the real world however, you're out of luck. lol.
4. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He is the spirit of Christmas, the spirit of giving.
5. No Santa Claus No Easter Bunny No God Sorry
6. To all the children,yes i do The reason i haven't delivered to you ,because you have been bad.
7. No. He lives in Washington D.C. and delivers presents to everyone EXCEPT middle and upper class Americans.
8. Only if the Tooth Fairy really comes to your room at night and puts quarters under your pillow in exchange for teeth. Why don't we do a test? I'll knock some of your teeth out, you put it under your pillow and if there's money in its place in the morning, you need to write a letter to Santa and demand your presents. Perhaps a new set of teeth?
9. No, his house went into foreclosure after the elf strike.
10. Actually, Santa lives on the South Pole, or Antartica. He uses a super subterfuge to freeze the Earths rotation, thus stopping time. Also known as the "superman effect" from when Mr S went around the world backwards so fast he reversed time. He then works the equivalent of ten years in one night to gift all of the needy children of the world. Contrary to popular belief, he does not give coal to the "naughty," he simply ignores them.... and Jews.. so I've been told by my friend Mr. Goldenschmidt. To re-excel the world to natural speed he visits the Catholic kids of Mexico and eats lots of bean burritos. He then makes a massive fart pointing west whilst clutching the ground with his Uuber-Cleats and the world turns, thus bringing time back. You were naughty... so was I. I never got nothing.
11. I think it is just that you have been a bad little boy or girl for the last 21 years. Straighten up this year and Santa will put your name back on his list.
12. Not really, I think I saw something on tv, it said santa lived 1000 years ago, and he was some preacher or something. Eventually after years of celebrating christmas in our own funny silly, and crazy ways we settled on one simple way. My grandma says santa orginally had a green suit then coca cola did something and TA DAAAAA red suit. And they checked the north pole and it was just a very cold snowy spot with nothing there at the top of the earth. Sorry. No santa like that, just some dude who lived a long time ago, loved god, and became famous. (Sort of like jesus but more mass advertised and changed) And I think you might have this in the wrong catagory.
13. St. Nicholas of Myra (Also called NICHOLAS OF BARI). Bishop of Myra in Lycia; died 6 December, 345 or 352. Though he is one of the most popular saints in the Greek as well as the Latin Church, there is scarcely anything historically certain about him except that he was Bishop of Myra in the fourth century.