Santa

if santa claus lives at the north pole.....?

then how does he keep from getting frost bite all year?

Public Comments

1. Elf slave labor keeps the heat running.
2. ask comet!
3. He has that special red suit.
4. hes fat and has a big coat. all the frost bite protection he needs. oh yeah and he isn't real. that could play a big part in that. i don't think made up people get frost bite.
5. With all that fat? That alone is all the protection he needs!
6. anti freeze in the blood
7. He doesn't have to pay his heating bill....!!
8. He only goes out there for December, he's got a yaught on the med the rest of the time.
9. Probably has a nice fleecy coat made of reindeer fur.
10. you seen mrs.clause she hot smokin
11. He lives in an igloo next to a power station. I thought everyone knew that! ;)
12. He's actually the ancient undead corpse of Saint Nicholas, who died 1, 683 years ago. He doesn't get frostbite because he's an old, dusty skeleton.
13. he has a heater :"]