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Real of Myth? is this a true story?

Is this amazing story real or is it a myth? aparently, a man went on an expodition to the north pole but the weather turned really really bad. - 70 degrees celcius and blizzards for days. He was in a tent and couldnt go anywhere. he lay there for 2 weeks slowly running out of food. He eventually ran out and tried to eat his clothes, but they just tasted so bad he couldnt. He had to resort to something a little tastier. his own fecal matter which he had been saving up for 5 days. This didnt last for long though and he was forced to go fishing. he just broke the ice but his hand got stuck and he couldnt get free slowly freeing to death. A penguin named morgan, came out of the lake and rubbed the ice untill it melted enough for the man to break free. he picked up the man with his bare flippers and flew him back to london to his house and he even paid someone to look after him. To this day the penguin still sees the man and brings him fresh fish and chips from the north pole. Is this story true

Public Comments

  1. 70 degrees celcius and a penguin flying? i think not
  2. sounds right legit to me. my neighbours cat brings me fish and chips from the north pole
  3. Penguins can't fly, that should have alerted you to the fact that it's a myth right away.
  4. Yeah, totally, man. What, penguins can't be good samaritans?
  5. Penguin's don't live at the north pole. They don't fly and are not big enough to pick up an adult. So the story is complete BS.
  6. most people think it's true, but i was watching mythbusters and they proved that most penguins are not named morgan.
  7. I wonder if the penguin will bring me chips too?
  8. Very true this story. I have heard it before. There is penguins that fly and deer and turtles too. The guy was santa claus but it wasn't him stuck in the ice it was his sleigh. The flying turtles got him out of the ice not the penguin.He saved the flying monkey shit not his own.It just tasted like bananas. The vitamin C in his shirt didn't taste as good.
  9. LOL If it was it would be funny.
  10. Of course it's true. Penguins are charitable souls.
  11. Its totally true, coz last time I was on holiday at the North Pole I saw Morgans brother David and he gave me like loads of stuff for Morgan coz he said he's always leaving in such a hurry being such a great guy and all that.
  12. If there's nothing to eat, there's nothing to excrete, thus the man could not eat his own excretions. Also, dear, Penguins cannot fly. And Penguins are at the SOUTH Pole. Polar Bears are at the NORTH Pole. Sounds like someone suffers from.....BI POLAR DYSLEXIA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  13. Surely no-one would actually eat their own sh!it And penguins cant fly, and they dont live at the north pole and why would it be called morgan
  14. BS and for most of the reasons stated before my answer. A few questions go unanswered in your tale: 1. How did the man know the penguin's name? 2. How naive are you to believe a penguin could actually fly? 3. Where did this huge BS tale come from to begin you questions? 4. Are you aware that at zero degrees celsius it is the same as 32 degrees Farenheight so at 70 degrees, there wouldn't be snow and probably not much ice either? 5. Are you familiar with Global Warming? 6. And are you aware that this site comes with a correct speller attached? Expedition....not Expodition. 7. Seven, being the magic number: Just how old are you?
  15. Yea the story is true, and that's why butlers wear black and white tuxedos to this very day. Lol, jk.
  16. i don't think it is possible to be that cold on the earth. not sure about the Ice Age, but now, even before global warming, it was not that cold. Also, when a person is frozen alive, they die. They are not preserved in Suspended Animation, they die. They grow numb, their organs shut down, their brain turns to a pink rock, and their lungs crack, they die. Also, penguins can't fly and could never fly. Especially to london. Also they can't lift a person. And they are not smart enough to bring fish to people and stuff like that. Myths are Myths for a reason.
  17. Someone has lied to you, its the South pole.
  18. For all those saying "FAKE, penguins can't fly", it was a plane he flew, this is also how the guy knew the penguin was called Morgan as it said on his pilots license and it was on the side of the plane. The penguin also gave the guy some brown liquid to heat him up, the guy then distributed it round the world as "Captain Morgans". The fact that he could fly a plane is the reason why Morgan was at the North Pole in the first place as well. :P
  19. Not true. The penguin was called Henry.
  20. 70 degrees celcius and blizzards for days? I think that the Heat has gone to your head
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