Santa

Any ideas on what gift to give for the category "something kinky and red" for our kris kringle?

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1. A red extension cord that has kinks in it!
2. Edible red body paint???? A Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer nightgown (it glows when the wearer gets turned on ...)???? A bright red ribbon tied around your "junk"???? A sex book which is kinky and "read"???? Red stockings????