Santa

Is Santa Claus the dictator of the North Pole?

Public Comments

1. no.. the keebler elf is
2. Mm hmm. The elves are forced to work 20-hour days and they aren't permitted to leave.
3. Lol Nazi elves
4. the penguins will kick the $%#@% out of all challengers, cept bears but they don't count
5. Corinthians 14:38 (King James Version) 38But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant
6. Yes, he's the head nicholas in charge.
7. no. Fisher-Price, Lego, Mattel and Wii funded, backed and trained an elf coup. There is now a much more toy-industry-friendly government up there. Santa is in exile in Brazil.
8. I believe so. But he actually doesn't exist, and that's because there are no documented, unrefuted eyewitness accounts of his existence. Neither is his existence a scientific conclusion.
9. A dictator is what you get when you cross a penis and a potato
10. YES. I live in the County of the North Pole. And he's brutal. Once he slapped me across the face because I told him we were out of eggnog..omg..I've said too much..I think he's heard me typing. .I bet I'll have to do 100 push-ups and clean out the sleigh. *sobs*
11. Nah, he's just a fat perv with a collection of willing gimps of very short stature.