Santa

With Santa Claus laying off elves in his toy factory at the North Pole, will Congress give him bailout $$$$?

Will the Jolly Old Elf be left out when the money is passed around?

Public Comments

1. I hate to be the one to tell you, but Santa isnt real. And even if he was, Congress wouldnt give a damm whether he has enough money or not, seeing as how they dont even care about their own residents.
2. no..congress will enslave the elves and make them pay taxes
3. They might just as well give it to him, because nobody has any idea where the first 350 billion dollars went. They gave the auto makers 14 billion and that's just like burning it.
4. No. The north poles economy is doing just fine. The north pole isn't even a part of the USA, and also elves are free labor.