Santa - Christmas is over, so why does Santa keep peeing on my laundry?

Christmas is over, so why does Santa keep peeing on my laundry?

He's only 8 weeks old and too young to neuter, but I had a lot of guests in and out over the holidays, and I think our little kitty got territorial and started spraying on the furniture and piles of clothes. I hoped that once all our visitors went home, things would return to normal, but little Santa Claws continues to urinate on my things! I'm starting to smell like my mother in law, how can I get him to cut it out?

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Make sure his kitty litter is clean and don't let him in the laundry room. That should help. If you need to, close the door where his kitty litter is. Good Luck
Piss on him every time he pees on your laundry. What do you mean he's to young to neuter? I tied an elastic round my cats balls as soon as I could pull the little suckers down out of hiding. That was about 6 weeks. I suggest you try that:-) Happy new year!
Show him where his litter is again. Scratch his feet in it. Spray the areas he's been spraying with white vinegar to remove his scent.
Dunk him in the toilet every time you go. He'll get the picture.
I find that constant berating gets critters and people to finally cave in and follow your way. But, its likely that you've already tried that and now you are desperation! Do not fear! Kitty whisperer is here!! "Santa Claws...hi. How ya doin? Yeah, I know there's cheap litter in the box. Oh, you didn't get enough presents for christmas?! Well, your just a little kitten, what could you possibly want for...A PS3? Are you hopped up on catnip, senior santa? How are you going to play, you don't have opposable thumbs. I'm sure you ARE really fast, but you wont get into the PS3 kitty olympics cause there isn't one. Besides, those things cost a lot of swiss cake rolls, and your mommy just can't get one. If you do want one though, you need to start peeing on newspapers advertising the PS3 so she will get a better hint. Not the clothes. Ok? And, reallly, try the litter out. It will be ok. Just rub your rear on some of mommies silkies and it'll feel better."