Santa

Where is Santa Claus going to live once the artic ice cap (north pole) melts from global warming?

Also, what would you tell your kids happend? Santa may not be real, but global warming is and it is not a debate. Those of you that drink the fox news and right wing extremism kool-aid need to wake up and start thinking for yourself. http://www.nrdc.org/globalWarming/qthinice.asp http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4290340.stm http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/04/0420_040420_earthday.html http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2004/nov/03/environment.environment http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/news/topstory/2003/1023esuice.html

Public Comments

1. Well, we wont be around if that happens, I think the last thing your kids will wonder while they're submerged in water is where did santa go?
2. He can still live in Antarctica. There is land there, and land doesn't melt. There's just not as much land as there is ice. (most of it would be submerged, but some mountain tops peak through)
3. He's going to have to move to the south pole. However, that would be a rather large operation to move all those elves and reindeer that far. I would tell my kids that it was all Bush's fault ... lol.
4. There is no Santa Claus. There is no global warming.
5. first of all GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT A MYTH!! secondly santa lives in north pole,alaska
6. Thats a great analogy. Since Santa and AGW are both completely fabricated ideas made up to scare and manipulate humans, the analogy makes perfect sense. If your not nice Santa won't come If you don't make appropriate sacrifices to the Global Warming God, the seas will rise and devour you. Nice analogy.
7. There is no Santa Claus.
8. but Santy is magic, he can magic it back to normal!
9. I already left an open invite last year by the cookies and milk I left out.
10. First of all, WHO SAID GLOBAL WARMING WAS A MYTH??? Its all true people!!!!YOU GUYS KNOW THAT, YOURE JUST TOO SCARED TO FACE THE TRUTH, IS ALL!!!!!!AND, IT WONT BE FAR FROM NOW WHEN THE ICE CAPS MELT, BECAUSE ITS ALREADY HAPPENING!!! ONE DAY YOU WILL ASK YOURSELF ''WHY DIDNT I LISTEN AND MAKE A CHANGE TO STOP THIS??'' and, to answer this question santa claus will probably move in with us, and leave the north pole. =[ and you HAVE to tell youre kids the truth that global warming is affecting us all, even santa claus.
11. santa's nothing but mere imagination....
12. He doesn't live exactly AT the north pole. He lives on an island near the north pole. I don't remember the name. I think it's Christmas Island or something like that.