Does santa claus use slave labour at the north pole?
Elf
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- lol
- Thought he didnt exist????
- Yes & he doesn't even pay minimum wage
- No, he uses slave labor in China and Mexico. He imports these days. The elves formed a union and they were denied their last contract in negotiations.
- Yes, Santa is a True Christian.
- yes... and the elf and safety is atrocious too
- im sry to break it to you,..............he doesnt exist
- Volunteer labor; work release from North pole prisons.
- Yes, and the E.L.F. (Elf Liberation Force) are working hard to correct this great injustice.
- No.
- No. Everything is going on over there like it is supposed go. : )
- No. He pays them wages. Small elves get "minimum" wages.
- maybe. tell us if you found out the answer.
- There isn't a Santa Claus.
- no the elves get paid in maple syrup and candy canes
- He don't need to. He's a pimp.
- Yes he does. I was one of his sexual slaves. I can remember it just like it was yesterday. His big red pole and all those little elves having their way with my special present.
- LOL LOL LOL iM SORRY BUT sANTA DOES NOT EXIST YOUR PARENTS PUT THE PRESENTS UNDER YOUR TREE
- yes. i hear he uses a cat-o-nine-tails... poor indonesian and chinese elves...
- I thought you heard: he outsourced the who operation to Guatemala
- Mr. Sumac how dare you ask that question. Everything (including the elves jobs) have been moved to Mexico, Taiwan, China and the Phillipines. I understand that all of the elves have been layed off and are fighting for unemployment benefits due to the seasonal work.......
- Yeah! He learned from god....... God was like "Dude... i've got a great idea for you to save money on labor! I use it on the humans & they build all kinds of $hit for me! Just find a bunch of little insignificant people & make them worship you!" He found the elves & ... well..... the rest is history!
- ....say it ain't so !!!! please, please !!! I thought he paid his helpers off in "Skittles".... !!! (at least that's what the TV showed)... I can't believe it... this is horrible !!! maybe some of the Mexican illegals will help out for a while...umm?
- What is a "santa claus"? I know a character called Santa Claus, but you were not talking about him, right? I am sure that you have learned, in school, about using capital letters whenever necessary. Hey, maybe, for this year, he'll bring you a book on orthography.
- There really isn't much work out there for your sort Elf. Do you want to make shoes? Do you like to bake cookies in trees? Well, than shut up and make me an ipod. You should be thankful Santa took you in.
- he imports from china it's much cheaper
- Yes, and he uses a whip to encourage the elves to work harder. The elves are supposedly 3ft high with yellow skin and coolie hats.
- "You will know them by their fruits ..." (Mt 7:16) to work out if someone is Good or Bad, look at what is produced. Since the toys for the children are bright, fun and exciting, that is a reflection of the environment Santa must give his staff. If Santa was a slave driver, the toys would get a "Bah Humbug" rating from the kids.
- No, in fact, Santa, runs an orphanage for unwanted Eskimo dwarfs and midgets, which is funded by our Christian government. If not for him many of these little people would be Poplar Bear fodder.
- Santa Claus is a c u n t . Just like Jesus.
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