Santa - Is Santa Claus a member of organized crime? Is he the Godfather of the North Pole?

Is Santa Claus a member of organized crime? Is he the Godfather of the North Pole?

Let's face it, for many, many years he has had a very lucrative business in the game & toy industry and delivering toys to all the neighborhoods except those who don't believe in Christmas and Jesus. Like in organized crime, he keeps a list of who's been naughty and who's been nice. Would you agree or disagree?

Public Comments

When you find a horsehead in your bed this Christmas you will know the answer.
yes hes a pimp! did you not now that? no he not a crime lord!
I think you have way to much free time on your hands. Why would you bring that up this time of year? I don't think Santa would like that! But have you noticed if you rearrange SANTA you get SATAN???
i think that he uses the toys to smuggle coke out of the north pole
that's funny, you forget that he's also a slave master keeping those elves ignorant and cut off from the outside world forcing them to make these toys and what about the environmental impact of an unregulated factory maybe he's the cause of "global warming". we should stop this madman SANTA MUST GO!!! ; )
Pretty much the godfather of the north pole. Better be careful, he might send an elf (soldier) after you.
LOL... I dunno... Santa isn't really connected to Jesus though, is he?
well Santa Claus came from a reel person a saint from Turkey that would always give presents to kids on Christmas in the late 1800s. His name was "Saint Nickolas" and the Germans said it something like Santa Claus and that is how we Americans got it. Its all good except if it takes away from the true meaning of Christmas, that is Jesus Christ. Merry Christmas!
Yeah he's kind of like the Godfather--great mental image of thug elves doling out coal and switches--But why would Santa consider someones view on Jesus?
Santa Claus is in his Hanes brief sitting by the fireplace right now reading your question. He said his intent is innocent. He only wants to be popular- that's why he's giving presents. He doesn't want to make the naughty children happy.