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If the north pole melts because of global warming, where will Santa Claus live?

If the north pole melts because of global warming, where will Santa Claus live?

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  1. the south pole :D
  2. I'm going to guess He will have to live with the Easter bunny
  3. santa will drown and die and there will be a new hero from the south pole named Idun Know
  4. alaska
  5. Assuming he exists. He would live in Atlantas, BUT the Merpeople wouldn't like him because he looked like Pseiodon so he would live in China. Then they'd kick him outta there because he had wayyyy to many elves (who they thought were baby girls) so he'll go to Iraq BUT it's way to hot and crazy so he'll come to America and his house will be foreclosed so ends up he's homeless. Oh well. Poor Santa!
  6. well you see Santa knows where all the bad girls live. He can stay with them
  7. IN MY FREEZER :D
  8. In Atlantis, but you know he might drown so we need to get him some scuba gear
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