Santa - What does Peter Pan, Micheal Jackson, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common?

What does Peter Pan, Micheal Jackson, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common?

what do all these characters have in common besides all likeing to have fun with children? Why is it that all these characters have some place to take the children to have fun with them? Peter Pan>Wonderland, He takes them away from their family and never wants them to return.. there is no bed, just a great big giant pile sleeping together..sounds like an orgy to me.. Micheal Jackson>Wonderland Estate, he takes their family there and never wants them to leave.. and lets the children sleep in his bed. Santa Claus>North Pole, He comes down the chimmey to bring presents to all the children.. He sneaks in and out really fast.. Could it be the new "Liquid G" date rap Drug. he goes so fast that you don't even know he came. you get to sit on his lap and take pictures.. sounds like a trophy thing for him.. Easter Bunny> The nearby forest, He plays a game I bet you can't find my eggs.. he gives you presnts and like Santa you get a photo for free? All interantional Children loving ADULT MEN!!!

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you are one weird dude!!!!!!!!!!
they all wear weird things
I never thought about that. You should warn the kids of the world of these peeps.
you're forgetting that they have their own original style or clothing they always wear
You have way toooooo much time on your hands dude!!!!!!
lol, it's pretty true. i was always terrified of the easter bunny, and santa, and refused to sit on their laps at the mall. oh god, i'd be in line, and if iwas next i'd start screaming, and run away.
They all come for children. Love Jack
ya u guess
Brilliant question. Mostly women (mothers) perpetuate these stories. Perhaps, women attempt to teach their children that men can be giving and not violent, greedy monsters, but, that those kind of men are are so rare they have to be shared by all. When one lacks a decent role model for children, one resorts to happy myths. Sort of like religion.
Hey that is preety good!! Not Grow up and get a life