Santa

A new Christmas carol?

I'm creaming on a white Lexus, Just like the one I used to own. It belongs to my ex wife, who filled my life with much strife, and made me want to shoot her dead. I'm creaming on a white Lexus, with every alimony check I write. May I find some woman who's bright, who won't dump me for some biker dyke. Just kidding ;)

Public Comments

1. Ha ha ha. thats fantastic! I never knew cows could write so well.
2. haha thats awsome did you make that up or did you find it but either way its awsome HAHA
3. lol
4. I don't think it'll quite make it to the "Christmas classics" category...but points for effort!
5. lololol!!hehehehehe!i have gotsta tell my friends about that 1!!merry christmas and happy new year
6. Nope. Another 10 years and maybe you'll have something to be funny about.
7. luckily,you are just kidding.
8. lol