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are these funny they are for the kids on here?

Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!" "Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." replied the boy. "I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl. "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sign of relief. A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing." A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received: Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We three kings of porridge and tar On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire. He's makin a list, chicken and rice. Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. With the jelly toast proclaim Olive, the other reindeer. (all of the other reindeer) Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say Sleep in heavenly peas In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown You'll go down in listerine Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay O come, froggy faithful You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

Public Comments

1. haha, yes they're good
2. lol...cute
3. lol, very cute
4. yea there pretty good. love the principal one.
5. lol am only 13
6. yup very funny
7. Not funny and the third one does not actually make any sense in the way that you have written it.
8. lol very funny iloevd it, it was great, you should make some more jokes, they are really interesting, i apreaciate them
9. Sleep in heavenly peas hehe it really does sound like that
10. Those Christmas lines are hysterical!! Where'd you get them? Anyway, those are awesome!
11. im 13 its everthing a schoolboy wants to have the nerve to say!!!
12. cute and funny...kids will like them.love to their uncle.
13. Ha ha, briliant
14. funny.
15. Nice, nice, I liked them! I thought they were pretty good!
16. lolz! A kid said this one to me once - 'Good king Winces last looked out on the feast of Sweden' lolz