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Anyone can help me come up with a funny line or sentence?

I want to come up with something funny and original to write in a Christmas card for my brother. He's 22, already has a good pay and is about to graduate next year. So far I've come up with... I hope 2008 brings you even more success and a great, big paycheck. I know, it's not very funny. :P Can anyone help me out? Perhaps like a business quote or a humorous line from Jerry Seinfeld (he's a fan).

Public Comments

1. "The Timeless Art of Seduction" If he's a Seinfeld fan, then I bet you can't miss if you mention that phrase and/or include the picture of George (see link below), or even make a card out of it. In case you missed the episode, Kramer convinced George to pose like that for a photo to give to the photo-shop girl he was interested in.
2. i was going to get you a synchronised swimming team for Christmas but one fainted in the water and then they all drowned. I hope your brother likes it.