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Funny Jokes? I write a publication for work every week and need some website with funny jokes... I have already looked on funny.com and jokes2go.com and anything you can find in google, just want some original jokes that are clean and about a paragraph long. Thanks!

funny jokes? do you have any funny jokes for nice people. i mean im writing a speech for one of my coworkers and she's REALLY nice and helpful and im supposed to write a speech about her and i wanna throw in a funy joke about her being so nice or helpful. for example like: "she's so nice that..." something like that. PLEASE PLEASE HELP do your best!

Funny jokes!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What are some funny jokes that arent really innapropriate? Also they should be short! they can be knock knock, anything!

FUNNY JOKES????????????????????? i'm sitting with a friend and we're bored, can u tell us some funny jokes so we can have a good laugh??? :D plz?

fUNNY JOKES?!?!?!?!? hi got any funny jokes??? plz only clean ones! thx!!!

FuNnY JoKeS?!?!?!????!!!? tell me the funniest jokes you know!

FUNNY jokes? What is the funniest joke you've heard so far?

What are some funny jokes to make a guy laugh? Ok so there's this guy I like on facebook and I want to know some funny jokes to tell him or maybe something really funny that he'll be laughing over. Maybe some Yo Mamma jokes or something. Please best answer will get 10 points for the best jokes but No Websites please. I don't want any jokes from a website please use it in ur own words plz.

What are some funny unique jokes I can tell at school tommorow? Please I only go for short, actually funny jokes. I don't want any lame jokes I mean seriously unique funny jokes I would appreciate if you could share at least 1 of them with me thanks!

What are some funny jokes that pertain to the sport of bowling? I might go bowling with a group of friends later this week and I was wondering if you knew any funny jokes I could crack up while we're playing. Thanks.

What are some funny jokes/stories to tell at a funeral service ? I need funny jokes or stories to tell at a funeral service tonight, just to lighten up the mood of the folks. Any rude comments, please , don't post anything.

What are some funny jokes for downtime during my Karaoke DJ gigs? I'm a Karaoke DJ and I was wondering if anybody had some funny quick jokes for keeping up a fun atmosphere at the bars my gigs are at. Feel free to be as dirty as you would like to be. I've found it takes the edge off for nervous people if I crack a quick joke while they are getting ready to go on. So anything I can add to my joke pool would be great.

What are good funny jokes for the bar? I am not funny and I am like the only one who tells lame jokes if I have to tell a joke! Im not good at it so what would be some funny jokes where I am funny?! I feel so awkward when all my friends at the bar tell jokes and I am the only one just sitting there laughing and feel like a loser because I am not funny and I dont want to tell a joke and sound stupid! Any advice? Is it better to sit there quiet and just laugh and be yourself? Alot of jokes I dont get.

How can I be funny without people knowing I got these jokes off of the internet? What are funny jokes? Not knock knock jokes but jokes that people will think i'm funny and so they won't think i got these off of the internet

What website can you find funny yo momma jokes? Does anybody know where i can find funny yo momma jokes? i'm looking on google and usually the websites have like 2 funny jokes mixed up in there.

fUnNy joKeS????????????? i love to laugh, plz any jokes that I will really be lol-ing for ages???

What are funny jokes that can make a girl like you? I want to make a girl I like laugh.I'm getting really close to her for being funny and I need some nice jokes that will make her be intersted in me and think I'm a sociable person.

Is there any website that has any actual funny jokes? Anytime I try to find a website with a list of funny jokes I just come up with stupid lame cheesy jokes.. Anybody know where to find some actual humor around here? Thanks!

What are some funny jokes or things to say ? I wana be funny . I want to tell my friends funny jokes . Can u help ?

What does it mean if a girl you like laughs at your jokes or laughs at funny video's you show her? What does it mean if a girl you like laughs at your jokes or laughs at funny video's you show her? I always show the girl I like funny video's and as well tell her funny jokes. What does it mean?

What are some funny jokes about the luger that died? Whats up people I want to get some funny stuff to say whenever Nodar Kumaritashvili gets brought up. What happened to him was awful, so lets start making fun of him.. Anyone know some halarious jokes?

FUNNY Jokes!? How many of each animal did Moses bring on the ark............. Ok , spell ''fort ''4 times, and say it about 7 times,..say it two more times............NOW really fast ''WHAT DO YOU EAT SOUP WTIH!!!!??? ANSWERS:moses never brought animals on the ark!...that was noah!!!! 2. if you said you eat with a fork, .....''thats funny I eat mine with a spoon! OK, you peeps don't think i'am funny, thats ok.......i'll just tell another one,..................................................................................................................................why didn't the chicken cross the road? because he is chicken i mean why didn't the chicken..... ok i have ANOTHER one ....... ok theres this man and God thinks he has done every thing that he asked him to do so he says;"i'll give you i wish And the man said''I want a bridge that leads me every where I want to go''........GOD said'' pick another thing''......................SO he said '' i want to know what woman are thinkng all day every day''...................AND God said ''Want that a two lane or four''...... 1 wish, not i wish

What are funny come-backs or jokes to my friends? Sometimes I argue or just fool around with my friends and I want to know funny jokes against or with them. We are teens so cus if you want to. They can't be 4th grade stuff. I'm talkin about yo mamma teen funny stuff.

Have any funny poems or jokes about winter? I'm getting the winter blues and I think a lot of other people are too. We are all tired of shovelling snow. I would like to send an e-mail with some funny jokes and poems to cheer us all up. If you could post funny jokes and poems about winter that would be wonderful! Thanks in advance.

Where is a good place to find alot of funny jokes? I don't care what types of jokes they are I just want the to be funny. And I would like some different types of jokes.

What are some really funny political jokes? They can be towards Democrats, Republicans, Independents...whatever. It's all in good fun. Pelosi, Reid and Obama are all funny jokes to me. Don't be offended. I mean it in the nicest way :) It's healthy to have a sense of humor....so whatcha got? Bring it.

What are some funny jokes, comebacks, and funny sayings? I want some jokes comebacks and funny sayings. Please dont post them if they use bad language. Thanks PyroMan

anyone have any funny jokes or stories to cheer me up, as I feel very down today? I'm feeling a sad today and wanted to hear some funny jokes or stories that would make me smile.

what are some funny jokes for younger kids to tell? my four 1/2 year old likes to tell jokes but her jokes are usually about poop :( which is not good especially since she is starting school this september so i was wondering if anyone knows so funny jokes that my pre schooler can say/tell?

What are some really funny politcal jokes? They can be towards Democrats, Republicans, Independents...whatever. It's all in good fun. Pelosi, Reid and Obama are all funny jokes to me. Don't be offended. I mean it in the nicest way :) It's healthy to have a sense of humor....so whatcha got? Bring it.

What kind of funny jokes or movies that you and your spouse laugh about? With us anything with Mel Brooks or Monty Python is funny. History of the world and Life of brian was laughable. We like to laugh at the sleep number bed commercials because we joke about someone else changing the numbers on their side of the bed. Give us some funnies!

Do you think that late night shows are getting boring and jokes aren't that funny? I've seen most shows before ,letterman,conan,jimmy,lopez,Leno and they all seem to do the same thing over and over again it's very repetitive, the jokes about everyday news is getting old, the live band also, The only show that is original and actually has funny jokes is Craig Ferguson late night show, do you agree?

What are some really funny jokes that are school appropiate? I have to tell a joke to my class and I need help. It has to be clean and funny! It needs to make my teacher laugh and the students! The students are around 15 years old and I don't know how old the teacher is... (maybe like 56). I need to make them laugh!

What are some funny jokes with a wisp? What are some funny jokes with a lisp? What are some funny things to say talking with a lisp?

Does anyone out there have any funny one liners or jokes? I need some funny jokes or one liners. 10 points to funniest one.

How come the only funny jokes are rude? Or insulting... or disgusting... Like, all these lame "politically correct" jokes are just not funny at all. Why are the only funny jokes about stuff like dead babies, women being in the kitchen, mothers being fat, etc. And why are people so offended by these kind of jokes?

What are some really funny jokes about maths and all stuff thats kinda educational? It's for my sister coz she's kinda sad today. But she likes maths and physics and economics and that. A good maths joke would make her really happy. I tried telling her a blonde joke but she didn't find it funny!- even though i did. Please please please gimme an answer super quick cos she's getting sader by the minute!!

What are some funny jokes to tell to friends? Please help me out with some funny jokes it doesnt matter what type of joke

Any funny Jokes that would make someone laugh? Any funny jokes that would make a serious person laugh? My cousin wants to impress a girl by making her laugh. So I don't know any and he doesn't either. So we're sort of trying yahoo answers. Does anyone have any jokes that would make a really serious girl laugh?

FUNNY JOKEs? what is your best joke tell me and i will rate it thanks

What are some funny jokes to trick your friends? I know of some jokes like: "Would you rather be a whale or a matterbaby?" when they ask, "What's a matterbaby?" say "Nothing but thanks for asking ;)". or like, "how do you catch a fish?" fish bait "How do you catch a shark?" shark bait. "How do you catch a salmon?" salmon bait. & go on for a while like this then say "How do you catch an imaster?" imaster bait. verbal jokes that are funny like those. Gullible jokes are funny too but I know the most popular ones. If anyone knows anything, please tell me

What are some funny jokes that are not rude to anybody or anything and are good for adults? I have to say a funny joke in front of a bunch of adults

What are some good funny social jokes for teens in middle school? I am a middle school student and I would like to meet new people and I would like to make a good 1st impression by having ppl think that I'm funny and cool to hang around with. What would be some good jokes when meeting a new person? Who ever has the least corniest but funniest jokes gets the 10 points. ty

funny JOKES!!!!? when u go to take a shower , what are u going to do first? A: Clothe B:Turn water on C:Pant D:Close door

What's some funny jokes to make this girl laugh? I'm meeting a girl tomorrow what's some funny jokes i could tell to make her laugh? I was thinking about saying ("WHAT'S UP") and then she would say ("NOT MUCH HOW ABOUT YOU") or she'll say ("WHAT'S UP") right back and that's when i say ("THE SKY"). Is that something she might laugh at? Or no it's going to make me look like a loser? But getting back to the question, what's some good jokes i could tell her?

Can anyone suggest some really funny jokes? Does anyone know really funny jokes(not blonde jokes, anything containing rude or bad language, or ANYTHING that is AT ALL suggestive in ANY WAY) Thanx!

How can you crack someone up with non-funny jokes? I saw this happen. Rosemary was saying one joke after the other and none of them were funny. But Linda was laughing her fanny off. Morrigan -- we were at work and everyone was sober.

How to be funny or make funny jokes? I want people to se me as a funny guy not akkid that hase lame jokes i need help!!

What are funny jokes about celebrities? Just wondering if you knew some like funny jokes to make about celebs?? I had a few ideas but i was just wondering if you had any more?? Thanks for all the help!!!

what are some good riddles and funny jokes? ive been tryin to find good riddles and funny jokes on google, in books, and other stuff but i just cant find any good ones. its to tell to my little sister... she just loves them but all the good ones ive told her and she get tired of it.

Funny jokes???? I need a funny jokes...does anyone know a totally awesome one?????

What are some funny and good jokes? Has to be school apporpreit.? So we have an assembly at school and im in it. I have to tell some funny jokes but kinda stupid and good to get the crowd all rialed up!(: but i do not know any!!! please help me

where can i get appropriate funny jokes about brunettes and red heads? where can i get appropriate funny jokes about brunettes and red heads? i need it for a short film in drama and i need to start right now!! help. thanks :]

Where can I find a site that has funny jokes? Where can I find a site that has funny jokes? I could use a couple of really funny jokes to tell at parties with my friends

Does anyone know any good funny jokes? They have to make you laugh so please nothing stupid, silly or dumb. I want hysterical funny hilarious jokes. 10 points goes to the most hysterical funny and hilarious joke. You can tell a story but please make it short and not long and endless.

Looking for some clean and funny jokes to tell co-workers? Work is so boring and I'm looking for some funny but office-appropriate jokes to liven up the place. Please share your jokes with me. Best joke wins best answer.

Do you know any funny jokes for a comedy routine? I'm thinking of doing a comedy routine for my school talent show. I would be performing it in front of 12 and 13-year olds and teachers. I'm thinking of doing it on homework, like excuses for not doing your homework and stuff. Do you have any funny homework jokes or other joke ideas? It's ok if you don't want to tell me them because you don't want someone to steal them but if you wouldn't mind just naming one or two...

good funny jokes about pets for my group wanted? I own a yahoo group which is becomming a very big success. It consists of not only pet talk but also jokes, videos, movies, games, recipes and well just about everything. But lots of members have pets and I would like to post some funny jokes about pets. If you can share any I would be most thankful and if they are funny enough I will post them in my group

What are some really funny jokes that are school appropriate? I'm being an MC for my school's talent show & we have to say two funny jokes. What would be good jokes that would make everyone laugh & are school apporiate?

10 points best answer! You know any really funny jokes i could hear? I am into any type of joke as long as it's really funny. And please no childish ones lol thanks.

i need some funny jokes for my stand up class? i have to find 3 jokes that link together for my stand up class on tuesday. but i'm completely lost for ideas... could you suggest any topics that would be good to write a joke about or any jokes that you particularly find funny? thank you.

What should you do if someone tells you lame jokes and you don't find them funny at all? We have this teacher who tells the lamest jokes and the students laugh to make him happy (or it could be they're stupid and find it funny). But I don't find his jokes funny at all. And so I don't laugh and the other students think I'm anti-social. I just don't feel like kissing someone's behind, that's all. If something's truly funny, I laugh, if it's not, I don't.

Why do people find chuck norris jokes funny? I'll be reading them and sometimes i'll chuckle, but honestly why do people find them funny. I mean who started the chuck norris jokes? Just wondering? And btw i know that most of the comments are going to be all chuck norris jokes, so knock urself out.

Does anyone have some really funny jokes? I'm really bored so I wanna hear some jokes. What's the funniest or stupidest joke you've ever heard? All jokes are welcome whether they be Yo mama jokes or knock knock jokes.

Funny jokes!!!!????!!!!? anyone have any really funny jokes? i perfer longer ones than a 2sentanced 1. thx!

Are there any funny jokes about illegal aliens? Doctor lil~ B brought a good question to mind!.......What are some funny illegal alien jokes? LMAO.........I have to many to even begin!

Can somebody find me some funny jokes? Im bored. Top answer for the best joke. Not long jokes that bore me. Thanks. Btw, They have to be funny!

What are some funny jokes to play on friends for April Fools Day? My sister needs some ideas for playing jokes on her friends. She is towards the higher grades of elementary, but they need to be appropriate enough, so that her friends don't get mad at her and she doesn't get in trouble.

What are some funny jokes to tell during technical difficulties at an 8th grade talent show? Talent show is FRIDAY, and we are sure to have technical difficulties! We are planning to make our class president tell the jokes. Age appropiate please!! My wierd science teacher wants us to tell science jokes...like, gold and alumminum walk into a bar, and gold says Au!!! Ha Ha. Get it HEY YOU? Au? Alumminum??? not funny Anything is better than that

Where to get funny text pictures and jokes? Everyday a guy at work always has funny text jokes with pictures (mostly adult humor) on his cell phone. Where on the web can I find those?

What are some Funny Vegetable Jokes out there? Me and my friend are doing this vegetales party, and we need some jokes that either go along with vegetales or with vegetables in general. They can be corny or funny!

What are some funny jokes and brain teasers? I like to tell jokes and brain teasers but I ran out. Do someone have any?

Does anyone know any really funny jokes or scary urban legends? I'm looking for funny jokes of all different kinds- everybody's got one! Share some laughs! Also- scary urban legends! What are the best ones that you've heard? All are appreciated!

Do you know any FUNNY jokes appropriate for high-schoolers? FUNNY being emphasized. In homeroom, we have 'Friday Funnies' where people tell jokes. I've realized that I should probably tell a few, since the ones that people keep telling EVERY SINGLE week are getting worn out.

OK i got some really funny jokes yesterday and i was wondering if anyone had anymore? I couldnt quit laughing at a couple of jokes....except the guy who said "women rights" were a joke. not cool lol even though i know you were joking. Whats the funniest joke you have ever heard?

What are funny jokes i can tell my friends that will CRACK THEM UP? When i say a joke people do usually laugh. But other times they just stare and i have to repeat it so that people would get it, they dont. Well now i dont want that please tell me nice jokes that can crack them up and make them remember it for a long time... =)

I like this girl and I want to impress her i tried funny jokes but I dont no any can some1 give some good 1s? I like this girl but I don't know how to make her like me I tried funny jokes but I don't know so many can someone give me some good jokes that will make her laugh or guidelines that will make her like me thanks!

Can you give me some really funny jokes that will make a quiet person Laugh alot? It needs to be rated PG not like those sick ones. No dumb blonde jokes unless you think they rock.

What are some funny jokes about cavemen? For example: "What do cavemen and Paris Hilton have in common? They both like to go clubbing!" Ha!!! You know funny stuff like that.

Anybody know any funny jokes to tell me? I just want to hear some funny jokes, so if you know any please tell me. Thanks!

Where are all the funny jokes and entertaining riddles? All I'm seeing is not fun stuff. I'm not funny, but I like to laugh.

What are some funny jokes for april fools i can play on my teachers? No like pranks just like things i can say not insulting but funny that would make the class laugh there are 2 guys teachers i want 2 fool them

What Are SOME REALLY funny blonde jokes? Im not trying to be mean or anything, but I think their funny. I have friends that are blondes and their in all pre-ap classes. Please oh please don't be mean and make sure their "CLEAN" blonde jokes...Im only 12!

Any funny jokes that i can tell at school? My friends and i have been telling jokes at school lately and i have only been able to tell a couple. so does anyone have any really funny jokes that i can tell???

hints on funny jokes for a best man speech? can you help with a best mans speech and funny jokes.

What would be a funny jokes for my fashion speech? I have a creativity project and my topic is about fashion. My teacher said that when i present the speech, i have to make my classmates laugh!

What r sum funny jokes to say at school? Me and my friends always like to make up some jokes and to hear some jokes and we dont have any new kinds of jokes. so do any of you no any new jokes?

Am a fith grade teacher and i really need funny jokes for the fith graders? if you can send me real funny jokes

LDS members, i need some funny jokes to start my mission farewell talk on the Restoration? Im looking for some church appropriate jokes to start my talk jus to take some of the edge off of speaking at church. my talk is the Restoration of the Gospel and its on next sunday. i have a few that ive said at other talks but i dont wanna use them again. anything will help. thank you.

What are some funny jokes to cheer me up? I am so d@mn irritable right now. I feel like ripping hair out. I do not care how vulgar they are. Geez. I need some uplifting.

Does anybody know any really funny jokes? post up your funny jokes and I'll try to vote one best!

What are some funny Yo- mama jokes or they could be any types of jokes? They have to funny, i accept any kinds of jokes but they have to be appropriate.

What are some funny jokes to play on plumbers? One of my friends is a plumber and I wanted to call his work and play a joke on him. Any ideas??????

What are funny jokes to make people laugh? school is coming up and i don't wanna be picked on !

anyone know any good, funny, jokes to make high schoolers laugh? im looking for a really funny joke to give to my math class, we have a joke of the day and i was wondering if anyone knew a very funny joke that was on the line of dirty but you can't get in trouble for it. now, it has to be really good, so dont give me any knock knock ones or something!! thanks!

What are some funny jokes I can use during my speech? I'm going to give a Demonstrative speech in college about digital camcorders.

how do you get thoses funny jokes and pic s on your phone to send to other people in txt messages ? how do you get thoses funny jokes and pic s on your phone to send to other people in txt messages and also those chain things

Does anybody know any ball bouncingly funny jokes? I know i could just read the jokes in the J/R category but most are kakka, and i usually get bored before i see any good ones, the best joke gets @ least 13 points, thanks ;-)

Does anyone have any really funny jokes? I'm always trying to get a good laugh out of my friends, does anyone have any good jokes for something that makes everyone crack up?

Funny jokes that actually make people laugh? a lot of people in my school are really funny and people love hanging around them for the good time. I'd like to give people the laugh sometimes and not be the one in the crowd. Any jokes?!?!

I need some funny jokes to make me feel better? I don't care what kind of jokes they are. they could be about blondes, cows, chickens, roosters. They could be dirty, clean, muddy, or sweaty...I don't care. Just make me laugh! Put as many jokes as you want.

What are some really funny jokes? you guys know any funny jokes i can tell ppl?

Poll: Ladies, do you like it when a guy tells you funny jokes? Do you find it attractive if a guy tells you some funny jokes/stories ?

Will you tell me some long funny jokes? I've googled a lot of jokes, it is hard to find good ones.

What are some funny jokes or things to say a girl you like? some funny things, jokes, something that she laugh at

PLZ Tell me some good jokes or funny stories. I have a misrerable cold and need a good laugh.? I have a miserable cold and need to get my mind off my misery. If you would be so kind as to tell me some funny jokes or some funny stories to lift my spirits I would so very much appreciate it. Thank you all!!!!!!

What websites can I get funny pictures and jokes? People forward me funny pictures and jokes but I don't where they get thom from. Please let me know.

does anyone have like really really really good funny and hilarious jokes? you see i used to be funny and now since i got a boyfriend i kinda lost it and just cant think of any good jokes so like i need really good and funny jokes please DO NOT give me stories!!!

Why do people find sexual innuendos/sexual jokes so funny? I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I've noticed that most people find sexual jokes/innuendos hilarious. Even I think they are funny, I guess I learned that from everyone around me laughing at them. Why do people love them so much? Is it something in our psychology?

Funny clean quotes and jokes that I havent heard that I can put on my binder? I want some that will make people think for a second, or that are really funny, but not the jokes that everyone has heard. Or just little sayings that are funny or whatever. If there is any about skiing that would be great.

anyone know a good site to get funny adult pics and jokes for cell phones? i seen people that get funny dirty jokes and funny pics sent to there cell phone via text and i was wondering how to do it? if u know of good sites please tell me!

What are some funny jokes that you have heard? Have you ever heard a funny joke you just wanna tell everyone? Well now is your chance to tell someone!

Does anyone know good sites with funny jokes or riddles? and please no lame jokes like Why is six afraid of seven. jokes you find funny and short riddles that are clever and make you think.

What is the best website for funny jokes? Not those corney ones that make people think you're an idiot for telling them, but ones that really make people laugh out loud.

What are some really good or funny jokes?? I want some really funny and/or good jokes to read Please! Thanks

Why do some people say that blondies are dumb and make funny jokes about them?

does anyone know where i can get those funny jokes or pictures that people send to your cell phone ? everyone that i have asked say they dont know where they come from people just send them to there cell phones.

Where can I find very funny jokes that kids would like? I want funny not lame.

I need ideas for clean but funny jokes? I'm auditioning for the MC for the school talent show.

What are some really funny jokes to tell? I'm supposedly really funny, but all I know are really lame jokes. So help me out.

How funny was that closet fan question? And r gay jokes the funniest? Im not a gay basher but i was rollin answering this question. i dont have any hatred for gay people but r gay jokes not the funniest?

Hey my friend and I are Hosting a talent show..any funny jokes we could use? So there is a spring talent show and me anf my friend are MC's and we want really funny skits and jokes and things we could say while were up there, anything from dane Cook to friends but we don't want to act out a whole scene just little jokes here and there' BUT REALLYREALLY Funny!!! lol!

why do people find dead baby jokes funny? why do people think dead baby jokes are funny? i think its completely offensive n wrong especially to people who have lost a child what do you think?

Can you tell me some funny teacher jokes or stories? I have a site which is linked to teaching and I would like to add a Teacher Humour page. I would like some good jokes or stories about teachers and teaching... Thank you so much.

What is the best website to find funny jokes?

What are some great comebacks for mean people and funny jokes?

Short but funny jokes to put in Christmas crackers? Im looking for fairly short jokes to put inside Xmas crackers. Quite like celeb jokes, or jokes with an adult feel not sex ones though, my husband has a fairly edgy humour....close to the bone if you know what I mean.