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where do i find cheap christmas decorations online? i was looking for cheap christmas decorations online and i don't know where to go!! please tell me where i can find them online.

What are some web sites to get cheap Christmas decorations at? And I mean big ones like the lighted displays from 32-56 in. tall. And the site must have these requirements. 1-You must be able to order from the site 2-It has to be legal 3-It has to be reliable and safe 4-It has to deliver in less that 3 weeks. And please just state the name of the site NO LINKS because i'm not getting a virus.

Where can I find Cheap Christmas Decorations online or in a store.? My Husband and I are finally in our own house for christmas this year and I bought a tree last year hoping if I bought a tree he would get the picture and get me a house to put it in. It's a pre-lit tree But I still need the ornaments and stuff to put on it. We don't have a whole lot of money to spend so I was trying to get quite a bit for a low price and E-Bay isn't an option. It's our first christmas with just us and the kids and I would really like it to be special.

Any ideas for cheap Christmas decorations? (Summer in Australia)? Hi guys, do you have any ideas for cheap Christmas decorations? (Summer in Australia). Also, we don't have a Christmas tree at this stage.

How cheap do Christmas Decorations get after Christmas? Most places right now are 75% off, do stores ever go much lower? Like 90%? If so, when, and what stores? Thanks all.

Websites with cheap Christmas decorations? We are doing Christmas on a budget this year and i'm playing the 'Santa' role this year(my mom doesn't know) she thinks it's going to be a bad year so I am trying to make it the best in the cheapest way because I don't have a lot of money. I have about $100 so I am looking for Christmas gifts, decor etc. Such as snow globes, nut crackers, coloring books, mugs and anything Christmas but not so much religious. I prefer that the majority of all things be under $20, the cheaper the better:) So if anyone knows any websites with cheap Christmas things that would be great and extremely helpful. Thanks in advance.

Does anyone know the best shop (UK) to get cheap Christmas tree decorations that don't look really cheap?

Good cheap homemade christmas decorations around the house or rooms.?

Where is a cheap place to get Christmas decorations? like for reefs, stocking, and such. thanks!

What are some easy and cheap decorations and flowers and cake ideas for a christmas themed wedding? I am getting married December 27th, 2008. I need some ideas as far as decorations, flowers, and cake layouts with a Christmas theme to them. I have thought abouut having my children cut out snowflakes from paper, and hang those from the ceiling. I am on a very tight budget and need some good, but inexpensive, ideas for flowers, decorations, and the cake. PLEASE HELP. ALL SUGGESTIONS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED. My colors are the traditional green, deep red, white, and we are throwing a little bit of purple.

Any cheap table decorations for a Company Christmas Party with 500 people? I've made centerpieces with manila folders shaped as a cone. Then I sprayed glue on the outside and glued silver tinsel along the outside of the trees. I've made 60 of them for the centerpieces. The tables are going covered with white cloth, black overlay and red napkin holders. We've purchased 300 balloons were are going to blow up. I only have about $50 left and I need to dress up the tables more? Any suggestions for more decorations with my $50?

What are some good places online to get cheap, but good christmas presents and decorations? If you shop online what sites do you use?

Cheap easy Christmas decorations? I have just moved out of the family home this year and want to be able to decorate my new home for Christmas without spending too much money ie no lights etc. What can I do? Please nothing to do with snow as we have summer Christmas here We don't celebrate Thanksgiving here - I'm trying to get it all organised before a trip away

Where would I find really cheap, really ugly christmas decorations? I live in a small townhouse with my husband, 7 year old daughter and two dogs. We don't have much space, so we have a small fake Christmas tree that looks more like a green tube than a Christmas tree. We've been using it for years. Our families always make fun of it cause it's so ugly. Well, this year, we've decided to step it up and completely decorate the bottom floor of our house in the ugliest christmas decorations we can find. And then make them come over to dinner a few times in december. Hahaha. So does anyone know where I could find this stuff for cheap? Or know of any cheap ugly crafts that we could all make and put on display? I'm not very good at crafts, but my daughter has mad glue stick skills. Bad day Edwardo? Wow.

Christmas Decorations? What are some cute cheap christmas decoration ideas? i am also very crafty and can throw things together. Can you think of any craft decorations?

where can i find really good Christmas decorations? I need something to hang over the balcony that overlooks the foyer. Wal-mart had really cheap looking decorations. This is a beautiful newly built house and I wanted to find something nice.

cheap wedding christmas decoration??? where? and other stuff...??? anybody knows of places with very cheap decoration for a wedding in christmas stile? i bought some wide silk lace rolls in the christmas tree shop. very cheap. a $ each. also i bought favors there-> candy canes for 12 pieces for 1$ too. very good idea for is having there wedding next month too. now i am just looking for more deco and ideas cheap of course... any ideas?? i also couldn't find cheap invitations yet.... any advice here? maybe buy paper and write them??? whats cheaper...??? i was thinking to hand them out instead of mailing them and have them resbond via e-mail??? what do you think? let me know oh and i am also looking for a a line slip? cheap, used??? anybody knows what size that would be? thanks guys by the way, target has really cute cheap wedding shoes if anybody still needs some.... (=

help with cheap christmas decor? Please help me come up with some cheap Christmas decorations

Cheap christmas decoration ideas? i wanna decorate for christmas around the house what are some creative ideas i could do??

What store can i go to to buy our christmas tree, all the decorations and eveeything else for cheap? And by cheap I mean I don't wanna spend a fortune for everything. thks :)

Where do they sell outdoor christmas decor online for cheap? I'm looking for lighted christmas decorations for sale online. Does anyone know of any websites where I can find a great deal?

Christmas Party decorations? Well I am having a christmas party in about 2 weeks, and im planning it all out. I have all of the stuff i need except for decorations. What are some cheap decorations that would still look good?

Help I need a cheap colour changing christmas / party decoration. Where can I get lighting for it? I want to spice up my living room where we are having Christmas party. I want to add some lights that smoothly change colours and add a nice mood for friends and family. Please keep it simple since i am not a technical guru :). Please give me suggestion where to get it from and please keep the price reasonable. PS. I dont mind leaving the lights in place, since I could use them in other partys also

Does DonQuixote have the cheapest Christmas decorations in Tokyo? One pack of Xmas lights there was about 5000 yen. Pretty insane seeing that it'd be about $5 or less back in the U.S. oh if it isn't threedaypriest?! notice how everyone else actually answered the question? notice how you think someone was really interested in the extensive details about how your lighting system works? you are so weird!!! good answers everyone (i gave you all thumbs up except the weird fake priest guy) but one person had several good ideas so i'm choosing them as the best. i ended up at donkey just out of convenience and because its too late to order online! thanks all!

Where's the best place to buy Christmas decorations? We're having our annual family christmas party at our house this year for the first time ever, so we want to decorate it really nice. We've got plenty of christmas tree decorations and tons of lights, but almost nothing else. Where is the best, cheapest place to buy decorations? Like, would they sell christmas stuff at dollar stores? If I knew we were having the party at my house this year I would have bought a bunch of stuff after last year's christmas when everything was on clearance =|

where is are the cheapest halloween or christmas decorations online? please provide links if possible

Ideas for Nightmare Before Christmas themed Halloween party decorations? My roommates and I are throwing a Halloween party this year, as we do every year, and are thinking of a Nightmare Before Christmas theme. We have 2 small Christmas trees that we will set up and decorate with cobwebs and ghoulish ornaments. We're going to set small boxes wrapped with Halloween printed paper under them. Put up Striped/Halloween themed socks on our fireplace. I was wondering if anyone else had any ideas for cheap or DIY decorations? Thanks :)

What are some fun, easy, and cheap christmas traditions? I want to celebrate christmas with my family, but with us, holidays are just another day. I need decorations, fun things to do as a family...What do you do for Christmas? 15 and 19 year old teens, 53 and 67 year old parents, 2 year old dog.

does anyone know a recipe for salt dough so i can make christmas decorations for the kids to decorate? i made it years ago its cheap and easy i just cant remember how much salt and flour i need

Does anyone love the Christmas season as much as me? I love christmas so much Im already listening to christmas music, I've already put out a few of the very many decorations I have, I have all my bake goods and party foods planned, is anyone else this obbsessed? And Im not talking about presents Im talking about the season and the spirit, etc. Also does anyone know of any places to get really cheap outside christmas decorations? I have some but I havent sufficiently lit up my yard :) Thanks for all the answers!

What are some cheap christmas craft ideas? Looking to make ornaments and hanging on wall decorations Yes I would need them to be kid friendly- I have a 2 year old and 1 year old who just LOVES to touch. Great ideas so far thanks everyone! :)

any 'non-cheap looking' homemade christmas decoration ideas?

What or how should I charge for decorating someones house for Christmas, when the decorations are mostly mine? I have been asked to decorate the interior of a house for Christmas. And wonder if there is a formula or guide line to follow for charging. Kitchen,entry,livingroom,bedroom,bathroom, hottub room and tree. What should the hourly rate be? For shopping for items as well? Travel time? And what/how do you charge for the use of your ornaments, there will be over 100 on the tree, plus garland, lights, figurines, candle holders and wreathes etc. elsewhere. Also hand picked pine cones. She has asked that it be elegant, so the items are not cheap. Also, if any get broken, what would I charge? Full price? They are used, but replacement isn't always possible. OOps I guess thats another few questions. But all related. Does that count? Don't answer that.

Links for best outdoor Christmas decorations? For cheap? . But still good quality ?

Where can I get artificial wired Christmas decorations from? To decorate garlands? Also where can I buy plain Christmas Wreaths and Garlands? Cheaper the better!!!

Where can I get big decorations for Christmas Party w/ a "Toyland" theme? We're starting to plan our Christmas party at work. Our theme this year is "Toyland", and we need some BIG things to either hang on the wall or put on the stage. Does anyone have any ideas where I can find (cheap) things like pictures of toy trains, dolls, etc, to hang on the walls? So far all we have are 12 toy soldiers, probably 3 ft tall. Can anyone help me with finding things like this?

What are your favorite magazine websites to shop for inexpensive gifts, holiday decorations ,house stuff ,etc. For example: Terrysvillage.com, abcdistributing.com, orientaltradingcompany.com- sites like that. I am looking for cheap halloween, christmas, and other holiday decorations online.

Christmas Decorations- Any Ideas? I have been given the task of decorating my company's office. I have been given a small budget but I don't want the decorations to look cheap. Any Ideas?

Where to stay in New York City at Christmas time? I really want to go to new york to see the christmas decorations. I was going to go last year, but never did. My mom says we should go later, but I said I want to see it at christmas time. She wants a really nice, but cheap hotel. Are there any good ones in like manhatten or other places down by the best shopping? I think we are traveling by train so if you could find a good hotel and train deal that would be great. How long do the stores keep their christmas decorations up? I know that they are up in january. Does anyone know of any good guide books that would help? I would really like all the help I could get. Please give me information along with websites. Thanks!

Where to find Mexican Christmas Ornaments/Decorations online? My community has a Festival of Trees in early December and each year my coworkers and I decorate one for the festival. Our theme this year is "Christmas around the World" and I have Mexico. Living in New Mexico you'd think I have great access to such things but not in the NW corner. So I'm curious if any of you know any great, but cheap, online websites that may have something I could use. I have a $50 budget so the cheap part is kind of essential.

How can I decorate my bedroom for halloween? I know it's early, but I need to start finding things soon. All i have is a strobe light lol. Any cool places in my room where i can put it? Also, where can i get really cheap decorations? Also if you have any cheap Christmas decor ideas, that's good too! Thankyou! - Cassie

Why do people loose any taste they have at Christmas time and put up the cheapest tackiest decorations?

Any cheap yet good ideas for a Christmas Party? This is for around 300 people, and we're decorating / gaming on a budget. Any Ideas? So far all i have for decorations is white table cloths, red and green confetti that I made out of construction paper, and little buckets that were 50 cents each full of Candy? Any game / other decoration ideas? BTW, food is already taken care of, and it's going to be in an airplane hanger, so lot's of space!

where can i get christmas lights and decorations? wantin to do the house up good for our 5 nephews so if any one knows any cheap places togo get some stuff ? in sydney or central coast Australia nsw

DIY Christmas decoration ideas??!!? I need some easy and cheap ideas for Christmas decorations that a 13 yr old can make :) thanks!!

Shopping for the presents and leftovers after Christmas? After Christmas I love buying the presents, decorations, and all the leftovers that are marked 75% off. I buy all those things to save more money and time for the next Christmas. I don't like shopping around the holidays, especially before Christmas since it's hectic and crowded in the stores. And I also hate spending money on sale or regular prices that aren't even cheap before Christmas! So do any of you guys shop for the presents and leftovers after Christmas?

CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS FOR A TEEN? ok so im 14 and i want to decorate my room for christmas. i have a little tree and some ornaments for that, and stuff like that, but i want to make my room a little festive. i really dont have much money to spend, so try to keep the suggestions cheap. oh and btw, my room colors are pink and white. ALL ANSWERS APPRICIATED!!!

Any Outdoor Christmas decoration ideas? My husband and I didn't get to spend Christmas together because he was deployed and this is going to be our baby's first christmas so I want to make it extra special. I want to decorate our front yard which is medium size. I bought snowflake lights to hang up but would like some ideas when it comes to themes, cheap places to buy the decorations, or things I could make. I love crafts so any project big or small would be great.

christmas decorations? what is a cheap way to decorate my yard when i have no outlet for lights outside?

Christmas table decorations? I am trying to decorate my dining room table for the Christmas party I am having. I am having a cookie exchange/jewelry party thing. and I want to put the cookies on my dining room table. But i want to make the table festive but not totally extravagant. Something simple, cheap, yet festive and fun. Any ideas? Pictures would be great too!

Where can I buy christmas decorations online? I don't want cheap decorations that will break.

Christmas Decorations of Elmo? So this Christmas i want to decorate of Elmo.. I have a 2 year old and she loves Elmo so i want to have everything like Elmo.. Even the wrapping paper.. do you have any ideas on some stuff?? Or where I can get cheap elmo stuff like Ornaments and stockings.. =) Or things i can make my self?? I'm so excited about Christmas this year because of my Daughter.. i want her to love Christmas too =)

I need help in decoration ideas for the office I work in the theme this year is "Christmas around the world" ? Every year our office has a contest w/ our other office about who has the best Christmas decoration. This years theme is " Christmas around the world" we have a few ideas but not enough to win, we are in a budget so the cheaper the better ( not cheap lookin tho) :)

I need ideas for a Biology Christmas Decorations?Help!? Ok.so there is a a extra credit assignment in my biology class, and i really need the extra credit...there's only guideline, it must be something we have covered in my class. This is what we have done. -Cells -Photosynthesis -And Alto of other general things. If you have any ides at all, i would love to hear it (even if it doesn't have to do with the stuff above).IP lease help me find a good and somewhat cheap idea...Thats So Much!

How could I have the best christmas party with? with my room looking ugly? give me some ideas plz for some cheap decorations

Nightmare Before Christmas office decorating ideas? CHEAP ideas? Hello, I work in a hospital, there is a christmas decorating contest ecery year between clinics/ departments. We can't do it where we see patients so we're decorating our lunchroom and our theme we want to go for is Nightmare Before Christmas (because we figure it's unique- maybe we can win!). We don't want to spend a lot of money, ideas? Any welcome! We're planning so far to somehow make a scarecrow-style jack with a santa hat, christmas tree (thinking maybe make those salt cookie decorations in shapes?), lots of white christmas lights and snowflake cut outs all over hanging from the ceiling, maybe trying to fashion his dog since it'd be easy. Any other cheap ideas? Thanks!

Help! Cheap stuff I can ask for Christmas? I'll be turning fourteen years old next November. What can I ask for Christmas that is: *Under $20 dollars? *Will help me in school (I've got to bring my grades up)? *I also want something that I can use to decorate my room. *I also want some good, yet at the same time, cheap clothes. So yeah, I need some school supplies, bedroom decorations, and inexpensive clothing items. Any ideas anyone?

arts and crafts ideas, decorations,.. for satanic halloween christmas? hi this year i am planning to have a halloween for christmas,..and certainly i would like to be anything more different than the usual christmas balls, candy canes and garlands decorations that are all cliche and just plain really really old fashion for me anyway i am planning to have a satanic halloween christmas,..like putting up gift giving mannequin zombies,..or a satanic pentagram on top of the tree, that is decorated with skulls, skeletons, pumpkins,..or maybe some grotesque angels, cobweb ridden presents, santa wielding an axe or with witches delivering presents,.....you know the likes BUT,...halloween is gonna be over soon,..and even if i have the ability to buy those decos, then i think that would be quite too late for me,for they are gonna be replace with christmas monoton..and besides,..i haven't got that much money right now,..maybe i'll settle anything cheap for a worthwhile... but anyway,..do you have any arts and crafts ideas?,..like how do i make such freaky things with a tight budget?,..i know papier maches, decoupage, paint, or maybe getting use with recyclable materials, but i want to know more about this arts and crafts ideas,..for halloween and christmas,..(i mean how do i make life size figures of santa,zombies or the nativity?) care to show me some links? thanks

I am decorating the house today for Christmas but the lights do not seem to work do you think they are wet ? or something? i should buy new ones? where are the most cheap decoration lights? thanks !

I fear I wont get by this christmas!!! Im scared!!!? I'm 2 months behind with my rent thanks to my partner as he spent the rent on getting his car fixed. Im too scared to tell the landlady. Usually, I start christmas early (october) and should have everything i need in by now but have gone nothing besides a few prezzies for my 2 small children. I always do my best to get my kids everything they want and as i love christmas- so much go mad with the tree and decorations, also the christmas shop for food. But this year is looking really bad and fear that I wont be able to give the kids the best christams and were all going to be grumpy. Christmas doesnt bother my partner- hes grumpy but i love christmas and just for 1 day a year try to make the effort. Is this me over-reacting and making a fool of myself- i should be grateful i still have a roof over my head? Anyone got any advice for a cheap christmas or some advice how to chill out? Thanks for listening to me moaning- this is a big deal for me

what's the best Christmas present for a 13 years old girl? need suggestion.. thx before...? also, what hand-made Christmas decoration is good and cheap? thx

My dream wedding is a Christmas themed event. Is that too weird? These are the details. When I tell people exactly what I have envisioned they look at me all funny and usually laugh and tell me I am crazy. Dress: A Victorian long sleeved, high collar, dark red velvet dress. Isn't white for dead people? Decorations: Real Christmas Trees and Poinsettias. Real trees smell so good, plus I can get all the other decorations (twinkle lights, bows, whatever)I need right after Christmas the year prior on clearance for cheap money. Reception: I wanted to have a dessert reception instead of a traditional sit down banquet. It's way cheaper plus Christmas is really the time for desserts. I was thinking of a lot of traditional fare, plus more contemporary stuff. Oranges, gingerbread, peppermint sticks, sugar plums, hot cocoa and yes, fruitcake as well as some holiday inspired ice cream, cream puffs, cheesecake, and eclairs. Cake: I am not a big fan of sugary, butter cream frosting. I was thinking more of a large rum or bundt cake with like a cranberry orange glaze. Also, much cheaper than a traditional cake Music: I was thinking a polka band to play christmas tunes

Please, I need some ideas for christmas crafts? My cousins 16th birthday is on christmas, and shes spending it at my house. and i want some really cool decorating ideas that i could do around the house...but no birthday ideas, just good x-mas decorations that would look really good and surprise her for her b-day. any ideas?? i want things that are either super cheap or things i can find around the house

How can I get into the Christmas spirit? With 7 days to go I'm guessing it's a bit late to be asking this question but I don't know what to do! I've tried making my own Christmas decorations, baking Christmas biscuits, shopping, I've visited the family, wrapped presents, watched all my Christmas movies, listened to Now Xmas CDs over and over in my car, and as much as I love Wham! I'm just not feeling Christmassy!!! I have no money, so do you have any cheap suggestions of how to get into the Christmas spirit? Honestly I didn't say that I was hard done by or suffering this Christmas, I just asked how to get the Christmas spirit....no need to have a go at me about homeless people! I'm not ungrateful and I'm not complaining about what I have. Thankyou to everyone who hasn't assumed I am selfish Scrooge! :)

What are good cheap winter gifts to make for a large amount of people? My organization hosts an annual Christmas party, and as a holiday gift, we give them a small token of appreciation. We have volunteers come in to make 100-200 of these small gifts, but we have little budget. Last year we made cocoa cones with hot cocoa powder, marshmallows, and crushed candy canes. The year before that we made a small ornament or decoration snowflake out of wires and beads. Do you have any ideas for small cheap homemade gifts for this year?

What are some affordable Christmas decorating ideas for my first apartment? Hello all. I am 18 and I have just leased my first apartment. I am really excited. In fact, I move tommorrow. I was never interested in decorating where I lived until now. Im not really a christmas type person but i have a strong urge to buy a tree,wreath,etc.., I am scared I will overdo the christmas decorations budget. I also have to buy things to put in my apartment like stuff for the kitchen,paintings,etc.., you know stuff just to make it feel cozy. I am contemplating whether I should get a real or fake tree. If I get a real one, its totally naked so i have to buy stuff to put on it. but if I get a fake one, it already comes with decorations(but i find that the fake ones are more than the real ones).... if anyone can suggest some cheap places i could go that would be helpful. thanks! (lol, its so ironic.. i thought i would be thinking about christmas after thanksgiving, but it seems that no one is really thinking about thanksgiving over here.)

Where's the best place to buy Christmas decorations? We're having our annual family christmas party at our house this year for the first time ever, so we want to decorate it really nice. We've got plenty of christmas tree decorations and tons of lights, but almost nothing else. Where is the best, cheapest place to buy decorations? Like, would they sell christmas stuff at dollar stores? If I knew we were having the party at my house this year I would have bought a bunch of stuff after last year's christmas when everything was on clearance =|

Christmas Decorations? Anyone have a great website for Christmas decorations (or, any holiday for that matter!)? The stores are starting to put things out, but there's not a whole lot to choose from. I love shopping online, too. I'm not rich or anything, so the cheaper the better :)

Does anyone have any ideas for decoration that are cheap or could be easily made for winter themed xmas party? My family lives in Australia and lot of my cousins have never seen soon and because its always so hot we thought it would be fun to have a witer wonderland themed christmas party this year. If you have ideas for decroations or ideas that fit this theme they would be most welcome. Like for example what to use for fake snow? thanks heaps

hosting family christmas? i just got married last new years and this year we are hosting christmas for all my in laws, there will be about 13 people. we won't eat a big meal but i need some food like party food. everyone will just come over and we'll open presents and hang out. also what are some good christmas cd's and some cool decorations for cheap?

Any Christmas Decoration Ideas for a dinner? I know.. there are plenty of ideas out there but I want to create a warm feeling in such a cold area. (Not physically of course) In the hall, the walls are white the tables are long retangular plastic and white, the chairs are also white but match the tables. there are four skinny pillars in a rectangle painted tan (go figure) and the floors are the same color. there's a small stage with navy blue curtains and brown carpeting. there is also two sets of flourescent lighting. Meaning two switches.. you can't fade the lights seemlessly...Yes it's an extremely ugly place and last year at the dinner we had these cheap little fish bowl candle holders and some sort of odd greenery surrounding about six on three long rows of white cold tables. Along with cold cut sandwiches and cold sodas and chips. This year it will be potluck so food will be heartier and warmer. We will have music and possibly a jazz band so with that.. how can i make the rest of the space better?

Psychologists or psychiatrists - what is my condition called? I know I've got that hoarding syndrome and I have some OCD, but I don't know if that's it or if I've got other related mind problems. I just want to know so that if I want to do research about it, I can look it up. It's just really exhausting to have the brain that I have. People don't really understand. I watch too much TV to try to escape and not think, but I end up recording too much and I make TV watching into one of my many jobs. I take the time to show my husband things that are interesting or funny, I think I have to write things down (if they seem important to me), and I also have to tape some things from my DVR onto a tape. It's annoying, because I know I will never watch most of the hundreds of tapes I've piled up over the years. I rarely throw anything away. Magazines have too much important health information, recipes, etc and I can't seem to get rid of them (even though I have many, many of them). I like a lot of things (cheap jewelry, collectibles, Christmas decorations, craft supplies, etc) and I find it hard to part with them. I always think I might need something later. (I know, that's the hoarding thing.) I write tons of notes every day. Many of them are about making changes to get myself healthier, prettier, more organized, etc. I can't seem to make any changes at all, though. I grab a notebook and write my plans for change, but can't do it. I have thousands of e-mails under various names, and they are mostly from myself - links to look at, notes to myself, things I need to do or remember. I can't get them under control or find time to do them. My mind just feels like it is constantly working. I know I need to simplify my life and calm my mind, but I just don't know where to start. Can anyone label what my mental problems are and point me in the right direction for getting some help? I'm not feeling strong enough to handle counseling right now. (I've tried that, and it just freaks me out too much.) I would be willing to take medication, but I can't right now because of my long-standing health problems (conditions which can't tolerate them chemicals). I just need some self-help tips to get me started toward being and feeling mor

Help!! we need cheap ideas for a winter wedding!!!!? My brother is getting married next year during the christmas holidays they really need tips for cheap ideas for food, decoration and anything weddingey!!!!!!

Halloween, Christmas, weight, money, and gifts.? rhow can i lose 25-30 pounds before halloween? and is there any way i can lose 10 pounds before august 27? and what's a good gift for Father's, Mother's, and a grandmother for Christmas? Something not too expensive, and not too cheap. And what are the maine decorations that you use for Christmas, that aren't too expensive?

Single Mom Christmas? I have gone thru some life changes this year had a divorce, mother died, you name it it has happened. I went from having no debt to nothing but debt, I thought by December I would have a hold on things but all I did was rob from peter to pay paul, now I really did it! I have no Christmas tree, no decorations no nothing. Rent is due in 9 days and I don't have one cent towards it. My problem is my 12 year old daughter, I feel like the worst Mom not being able to give her a little Christmas something. I have enough in the bank to buy food for us for the next 2 weeks but thats all I have (we have been living on ramen noodles and eating cheap like eggs and toast for months now) My question is do you think it would be cheesey for me to write her a letter and give it to her on Christmas morning? explaining what I have done and I'm so sorry I ruined her holiday but at least we are healthy and such...yada yada yada.

Anyone took down the Xmas decorations yet? I might take my down tonight, you people who ...? put up thousands of crappy outside ones are regretting it now I bet. 1, they looked shite anyway 2, It just showed all your neighbours what knobs you are 3, you will have to spend 2 hours taking the tacky crap down. 4, you did your bit of environmental damage, well done. Myself I have one small cheap fake tree, I like to think its practical and unassuming, unlike you people mentioned above, who seem to use the amount of Christmas lights you put up as an extention to your very small peni. I thank you, I feel better now.

Crafty ideas for Christmas? My Grandma is kinda broke this year and we are trying to put together some crafty ideas for her to get everyone...nothing that has to do w/ painting,decorating,or really "crafty" things.. I just need some ideas that she can throw together.. like scrapbooks of our family tree, or decorations that she can buy a few cheap things and just throw them together

I need Christmas party ideas...? It's A christmas party I am planning.. for 11-13 year olds in 6th-7th grade. I need food ideas, activities, games, recipes, decoration ideas that are cheap and affordable. Please I really need help! If you give me recipes, games, activitities, or decoration ideas, give me some tips and helpful hints! Thank you! Thank you so much!! 10 pts for best answer! Links are appreciated! ♥The Girl♥

What can i get for christmas presents? I need to get presents for my aunts, uncles, dad and grandparents yet. But I dont know what to get. I don't want to have to spend more than 20$ on a gift since I only have about 130 dollars and i have to buy for about 20 people. If you have any ideas please answer! Here is what they like Dad- Likes to watch football (packers) and baseball (brewers) he also likes golfing. (he was asking for a packer sweatshirt but i cant find any cheap enough) Grandma1- She likes to shop, she likes diamonds, leopard patterned stuff, modern looking stuff i guess. Aunt1- She likes fish, and country stuff, snowmen and is a kindergarten teacher. Aunt2- She likes to shop too. She also likes snowmen, diamonds, (expensive stuff) cute decorations (like those ornament christmas trees) Grandma2- She likes Elvis Presley so i got her some elvis presley hotpads. (Just for an idea of things i got already) Grandpa- I HAVE NO IDEA! He likes animals and elvis preslsey, johnny cash too. Aunt3- Im hopefully going to get her a fold up chair that has a wine bottle and glasses on it and says merlot becuz she likes wine and a black bear soap bar. and she also likes pinecones, blackbears, black and red (plaid) Uncle1- Likes the same thing as my dad uncle2- likes the same thing as my dad and uncle1 but lives in maryland

Stocking up on Christmas supplies....where do you go? I need wrapping paper...where do you think the cheapest spot to get some is? What decorations and/or supplies do you splurge on? I like wrapping presents really special. Lots of ribbon is fun because it can make it harder to open. I also tape over every edge so it takes longer to shred open. :) What decorations do you put around in the house?

What are people's reasons to hate Christmas? Seriously, why do some people hate it so much?? I don't know why they have to act so selfish and grumpy. They're Scrooges! Christmas is meant to be a time for happiness and being together with family. Who couldn't resist not liking those beautiful sparkly decorations at this fun time of year? I know Christmas is not what it used to be but it's still the good time for me and others. It's become way too commercialised but I haven't forgotten the true meaning of it - when Christ was born, the holiday of joy and peace, reuniting etc. I do wish that Christmas would go back to how it always used to be though. Because I had such wonderful memories when I was a child, I wouldn't start hating it all of a sudden. I always loved spending Christmas with my family. In the 1800's Christmas was a lovely holiday and most people loved it back then. If you said you hated Christmas, they'd look at you as if you were insane! Of course I don't exactly know, but judging from A Christmas Carol and other stories, it seemed then everyone enjoyed themselves. It seems to be more about the money now, so is that why some people hate it? Instead of you just being with your family, it's about buying new products at a cheap sale from £10? What other reasons are there? I just think it's a downright shame. Jing, things would be better of you weren't so immature!! I agree some people have felt lonely during this time of year. I feel bad for them because it's not meant to be depressing. Some people like being by themselves to be honest. But some people have had it fine and they just seem to hate it and that's what I wonder. and Jing, on your answers, may I ask, why have you always put SEX Cake for every one?? You really need to grow up!!

How can I and where can I find decent christmas lights during the winter season? ? My family and I are moving in to a new house before the holidays and I want to know where I can get decent christmas lights. Last time I waited until the last minute and I bought gifts before I bought outside decorations. So I had to settle for some cheap lights. Another thing that made the situation worse was the weather. It started to get really really cold and snowy and it was harder for me to put the lights outside. This time I plan on doing this earlier (maybe a day or two after thanksgiving) with some better lights. Plus, can you give me some clues or methods when I start decorating.

A classy Christmas party...your suggestions? Come one, come all! Seriously, come suggest me great ideas for a classy christmas party that my friend and I want to throw. We are normally pretty trashy to say in the least, and are on a tight budget, so if anyones got some great cheap ideas, toss them at me! The party will be before christmas, (maybe after), and we want people to dress up in clothes like dresses and stuff, like red lipstick, really old fashioned kind of thing. anyone got any good music/clothing ideas/decorations/beverages to serve/snacks to serve/ANYTHING, you name it! please help out :] i will be picking best answer!

Christmas Party Questions!!? I'm having a Christmas Party for about 14 people,8 girls (including me) and 5-4 boys. I'm a preteen NOT a teenager so dont sugest us playing games like spin the bottle! I am 12 and most of the people comming are 11. Its a christmas party but i dont have a lot of money to get everybody something but i really want to... If there is something i can get everybody (somehting NICE not cheap that will break eaisly) like lipgloss or idk?? and what should i get the boys nothing ? thats wut i will probley get them unless i come up with a better idea. umm i dont know wut games we r gonna play either I have a wii,xbox, and ps3 so i think the boys will probley play those if there is nuthing else to do......I was planing on making cookies, brownies, chex mix, mini hot dogs, and put chips out but is there anything else christmasy and good that i can make? I have alot of decorations so i wont need any of those

Psychologists or psychiatrists - what is my condition called? I know I've got that hoarding syndrome and I have some OCD, but I don't know if that's it or if I've got other related mind problems. I just want to know so that if I want to do research about it, I can look it up. It's just really exhausting to have the brain that I have. People don't really understand. I watch too much TV to try to escape and not think, but I end up recording too much and I make TV watching into one of my many jobs. I take the time to show my husband things that are interesting or funny, I think I have to write things down (if they seem important to me), and I also have to tape some things from my DVR onto a tape. It's annoying, because I know I will never watch most of the hundreds of tapes I've piled up over the years. I rarely throw anything away. Magazines have too much important health information, recipes, etc and I can't seem to get rid of them (even though I have many, many of them). I like a lot of things (cheap jewelry, collectibles, Christmas decorations, craft supplies, etc) and I find it hard to part with them. I always think I might need something later. (I know, that's the hoarding thing.) I write tons of notes every day. Many of them are about making changes to get myself healthier, prettier, more organized, etc. I can't seem to make any changes at all, though. I grab a notebook and write my plans for change, but can't do it. I have thousands of e-mails under various names, and they are mostly from myself - links to look at, notes to myself, things I need to do or remember. I can't get them under control or find time to do them. My mind just feels like it is constantly working. I know I need to simplify my life and calm my mind, but I just don't know where to start. Can anyone label what my mental problems are and point me in the right direction for getting some help? I'm not feeling strong enough to handle counseling right now. (I've tried that, and it just freaks me out too much.) I would be willing to take medication, but I can't right now because of my long-standing health problems (conditions which can't tolerate the chemicals). I just need some self-help tips to get me started toward being and feeling more normal. I mean, everyone I know seems to be pretty nuts to some degree, but I do think I'm the worst of the bunch. I know I sound self-centered because my problems do take over my mind a lot, but I actually do do things for other people - like my husband, my mother-in-law, and other people. I know I allow my own problems to take over my life too much, though, so doing more for others is a good suggestion, though right now it's hard to feel like I can find the time or energy. Sometimes I spend a few hours helping people on Yahoo Answers. It's amazing, but I can actually be helpful to some people, even though my own life is a mess.

being british? Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION.. 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. and finally... In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toile i am british by the way

So everyone can STOP asking!! You might be gay if...? 1. You regularly use the phrase "window treatment". 2. Your kitchen drawer contains a shrimp de-veiner, a mushroom brush, or a lemon reamer. 3. You're over thirty and thinner than you were in high school. 4. You know all the lyrics to any musical besides Jesus Christ Superstar. 5. Your Christmas decorations include dried roses or baby's breath. 6. You know the difference between a "soundtrack" and an "original cast album". 7. You tape Martha Stewart Living religiously. 8. The only professional sports you watch on TV are gymnastics, diving, and figure skating. 9. You know what a sconce is. 10. You have a pet named "Liza," "Gypsy," or "Talullah". 11. You have more ties than teeth. 12. You know how to spell Barbra's first name. 13. You've never felt the need to use Barbra's last name. 14. You know whether Rogers or Hammerstein wrote the music. 15. You've ever watched the Miss America pageant and said, "Where did she get that dress?!" 16. It took you a while to realize that International Male was a catalog. 17. You've ever canceled a date because it conflicted with the Tony Awards. 18. You know the difference between "seafoam" and "celadon". 19. Your video collection contains All About Eve, The Women, or Mommie Dearest. 20. You've ever been to a professional football game, spent the whole time watching the cheerleaders, and critiqued their performance. 21. You receive a floral arrangement and can name more than three flowers. 22. You've ever used the phrase "floral arrangement". 23. Your Christmas stocking as a child contained bronzer or a moisturizer. 24. You know where to find tulle really cheap. 25. You can tie a bow tie on someone else. 26. You know whether Chita or Rita did the film version of West Side Story. 27. Your mother calls you for decorating tips. 28. The names Jeff Stryker, Ryan Idol or Casey Donovan mean anything to you at all. 29. You have "dress" sneakers. 30. You own more than two throw pillows, and they didn't come with the couch. 31. You've ever seriously considered purchasing a divan. 32. You chose your socks this morning to bring out your eyes. 33. You use a Crate and Barrel bag as a lunch box. 34. The only reason you learned how to use the record function on your VCR was because it was male-strippers day on Donahue. 35. You know exactly where you were the night that Judy, Ethel or Lucy died. 36. Special K means something to you besides breakfast. 37. You own any article of clothing with the logo "2(x)ist". 38. You still mourn the premature demise of Conran's. 39. You've ever bought a Barbie doll for your niece's birthday but her party comes and goes and she never actually opens up a Barbie doll for a present. 40. You've ever walked down the street, had a dozen beautiful men say hello to you, and not been able to recall a single face or name. 41. You own a pair of kneepads yet play no organized sport. 42. You've ever uttered the phrases "Get her!," "She's a mess," or "What's her problem?" 43. You talk in italics. 44. You've ever needed a massage because you'd overworked your eyebrows. 45. You've ever even for a second wondered what size butt plug you'd take. 46. You simply hate the color lavender because it makes you look sallow. 47. You know a guy who swears that his brother-in-law was the admitting doctor in the emergency room when Richard Gere came in with a gerbil up his butt. 48. You know for sure that Richard Gere isn't gay because you know a guy who slept with Gere's brother, who is gay and who swears that Richard isn't. 49. Someone says "How 'bout them Bulls?" and all you can think of are petite picadors in tight pants. 50. You see a sign for IKEA, Pottery Barn, or Hold Everything and your palms start to sweat. 51. You require two syllables to say "please,". 52. Your pairs of shoes outnumber days of the week. 53. Your underwear drawer is filled with nothing but Calvin Klein, in assorted styles and colors. 54. You save the packaging materials from said Calvin Klein purchases. 55. At eighth grade dances you were the only boy who could stay on the beat. 56. You've ever, while walking down the street, executed an impromptu series of grande jetttes. 57. You still can't get over the fact that Sunday in the Park with George lost out to La Cage Aux Folles in nearly every category in the 1984 Tony's. 58. You've ever gone to a Mel Gibson movie, merely in the hope that he will repeat his butt-bearing performance in Lethal Weapon. 59. You've ever felt guilty at being attracted to someone as homophobic as Mel Gibson. 60. You know what Lyle Waggoner, Sam J. Jones, Christopher Atkins, Fabian, and Tommy Chong have in common. 61. You display in any public form a reproduction of Michaelangelo's David. 62. You've ever trimmed your pubic hair to make "it" look bigger. 63. You've ever sighed with jealousy at the sight of a starlet in a feather boa. 64. You take a size-13 pump. 65. You own any chaps and they weren't designed by Ralph Lauren. 66. You've often had a "beard," but never had facial hair. 67. The last time you put on a floor-length organdy ball gown, you first had to shave your chest. 68. By the time the bus has arrived at your stop, you've given every other passenger a "fashion score". 69. You'd sooner skip a day at the gym than show up in a work-out ensemble that just didn't match. 70. You're the only male sibling in a family of ten and grandmother left you the Limoges. 71. You can think of more than five uses for a doily. 72. Whenever you hear the name "Christina," you get the urge to shout "Bring me the axe!" 73. You're currently wearing a studded, leather ring approximately 3 inches in diameter, but no one can see it. 74. You know who Dorothy Gale is. 75. You've ever spontaneously quoted any of the lines from Auntie Mame. 76. You've ever run a red light because you were too busy thinking about what you were going to wear to the White Party. 77. You've ever bought a pair of jeans because they gave you a nice "basket". 78. You've bookmarked www.menonthenet.com. 79. You've ever turned when someone yelled "Hey, Mary!" and your name isn't Mary. 80. You worship Marky Mark, but own none of his CDs. 81. You can tell on sight the difference between a salchow and a triple lutz. 82. You've sworn never ever again to get drunk and do your Bette Davis impersonation. 83. You're the only one in the class picture wearing spats and an ascot. 84. You used adverbs before the age of two. 85. You know exactly where to find those Brad Pitt photos on the Internet. 86. You can give directions to the nearest "glory hole". 87. You prefer Maria's 1958 Normas to her 1959 Normas. 88. The idea of a car-parts store with the name "Ellis the Rim Man" makes you giggle. 89. You have more friends named Richard, Steven, and Michael than Rich, Steve, and Mike. 90. You've ever coed so aggressively that you drew blood. 91. The last time you danced at a wedding, you accidentally started to follow. 92. People admire your "six-pack," and you don't drink soda or beer. 93. You've ever introduced someone as your "partner," and you're not in business together. 94. You've ever sent anything in black latex as a gift. 95. You're known as someone who works "The Circuit," but you have no knowledge whatsoever of electronics. 96. In your last "divorce" you fought over who would get the Soloflex. 97. You've ever asked for a sweat towel at the gym, but accidentally said "cum towel" instead. 98. You've ever answered the phone at night to the sound of a husky male voice and asked "So, what're you into?' only to find the guy's from Citibank. 99. You regularly slap other men on the butt, but you don't coach a football team. 100. Your home decor encompasses more than one kind of Chippendale. 101. Your dog is smaller than a bread box. 102. To you the antonym for "no" is "fabulous". 103. At the gym you spend more time in the shower than on the stairmaster. 104. You've ever entered a house and audibly admired the wainscoting. 105. You regularly "toss the salad," and it involves no greenery or vegetable of any kind. 106. You've ever said "Look at the tits on her!" and there were no women anywhere in sight. 107. You've ever gone 5 blocks out of your way to walk through Times Square to check out the latest Antonio Sabato billboards. 108. You've been to "The Mineshaft" but you weren't digging for coal.

now this i foun to be quite funny but is it or could it be true? Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! Only in Britain can a Pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 2006 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 2003 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last three years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Christmas cracker pulling accidents. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2006 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. And finally In 2006 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Is it TOOOO commercialized? I was in Target the other day, I was having a great time with my little girl as we went past the aisles, then we come up on the Christmas decoration aisles and I felt a wave of sickness. I was like why? TO many ornaments, mostly gawdy and cheap looking, everything was bigger and brighter. Why does EVERYTHING have to be taken to the extreme?

Ideas for room decoration? I need to decorate my room in my tiny apartment. I've tried some photography on the wall, some candles, and a string of those tiny lights people use on Christmas tree to decorate my windows... Any other ideas? I don't want posters on my wall, I think my pictures are sufficient. Can't paint the walls either, the place's rented. Some cheap ideas would be nice. Oh and maybe some decoration ideas for the kitchen, which I share with my roommates.

Online Shopping bargains? Does anyone know of any websites with cheap home decorations/home goods? Im looking for cheap prices like at The Christmas Tree Shops, but they dont have online shopping. anyone know of anything like it with online shopping? thanks.

are you proud to be british? Proud To British Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION.. 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. And finally... In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet. these are not negatives you have missed the whole point of the joke for thats what it is a joke!!

I am Proud to be BRITISH r u? Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign. Oh and...... -Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. -Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. -Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. -Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. -Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. -Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. -Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars. and finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. I am proud to be British IF YOUR PROUD TO BE BRITISH THEN U'LL FORWARD THIS! (We might be British but hell were funny as hell!!) Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign. Oh and...... -Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. -Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. -Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. -Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. -Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. -Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. -Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars. and finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. I am proud to be British IF YOUR PROUD TO BE BRITISH THEN U'LL FORWARD THIS! (We might be British but hell were funny as hell!!) I know i sent it part of it twice but a cant delete the duplicated part, sorry guys.

english from my daughter? Proud to be british..................... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 8 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. oh how i love being british hahahahaha

proud to be british..................? Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 8 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Challenge! Ideas?? What is the absolutely cheapest way for 2 New Orleans adults to go to Disneyworld? for 3 nights during the beginning of December? I'm thinking 4-7th?--but open. I want to see the Christmas lights and decorations-but tight budget. Any ideas?