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Outdoor Christmas Decorations Knowledge Base
How to prevent theft for outdoor Christmas decorations? I want to put up outdoor Christmas lights and maybe some other outdoor decorations on my house this Christmas, but am worried that people will steal them.
Battery Operated Outdoor Christmas Decorations - where can I find? I have no outlets on the exterior of my house. I would like to put out some kind of light up Christmas decoration. Where can I find battery operated outdoor decorations? I have an outlet in my enclosed porch. I do not want to have my glass door open (the wind could catch it and it would let air in) in order to plug in outside Christmas lights. AND my garage does not have any electricity. I'm not that dumb... Thanks all, my search is on! :-D
PLEASE HELP-need ideas about putting up outdoor Christmas decorations? I am looking for suggestions on how to secure our outdoor christmas decorations. It is very windy out where we live. We recently bought the plastic molded outdoor decorations and I am looking for good ideas on how to get them to remain standing and secure. TIA!!!!
Anyone know a good website for outdoor Christmas decorations? I googled it 10 different ways and still can't find a site that offers outdoor christmas decorations, preferably animated, at a reasonable price! Snowmen, santas etc. Anyone have a good place or site they get their stuff to decorate?
How do you protect outdoor christmas decorations from the sun? I have christmas decorations that faded from sun. Is there anything that I can put on for the decorations not to fade.
What would you pay to have someone put up your outdoor Christmas decorations? Last year I tried to hire a guy I found on Craigslist but he was so inundated with requests that he could not get to me. So I ended up hiring a crew made up of off-season landscape guys to put up our decorations. They charged WAY too much cuz it was by-the-hour and they really didn't know what they were doing. This year I think I will seize the opportunity and start a little business of my own. SO, what would you pay?
How do I make my yard look "over the top" with outdoor Christmas decorations on a budget? I have a big yard and a lot of lights, nets, blowups, etc. but just putting them out is kind of plain. How do i make them blink? how do i make them blink to music? where can i buy decorations for a low price? etc.
How to wind & weatherproof outdoor Christmas decorations? How do wreaths, garland, and bows not blow away? Or not get drenched and ruined by precipitation? I want to decorate our TALL, LONG, white fence with garland & bows, and the only way I can think to secure them is to the fence posts (it's a solid fence with no holes, just posts extending above the fence every 8 feet or so). I can only think to tie & wrap the stuff around the posts, but will it stay???
Have you ever had outdoor Christmas decorations stolen? Someone stole a reindeer from my fron yard. It pissed me off pretty bad. If I catch the guy he'll get a knuckle sandwich, a large wedgee, and possibly a smack with my billy club. How can someone steal a holiday decoration? What a loser.
Outdoor Christmas Decorations - safe while not home? I have a timer, and they would come home about an hour before I get home. Is this safe to do? I also have to find another extension cord for outside use. I have 2, but I need 1 with multiple outlets (I don't think that exists). Right now, I have some of the lights on an indoor extension cord. They aren't plugged now. Please advise.
Is there a website that shows you had to make outdoor christmas decorations? I had a great idea, cut different shapes ie: a tree, star etc then use lights around them. Just curious if any of you Christmas fanatics came across any websites that show more ideas. Please list links..Thanks=) Sorry I meant to type HOW not had..oopps it's late here *L
Are your neighbors overzealous with their outdoor Christmas decorations? to the point that they keep you up at night?
Christians and outdoor Christmas decorations? A while back I was at a church service where the pastor spoke of loving to put Christmas decorations inside her home because Christians do not put up outdoor Christmas decorations. Then she said "Amen?" And most of the congregation agreed with her. I have been a Christian for a long time and I have never heard that Christians are not to put up outdoor Christmas/holiday decor. Have you heard of this? If it's true, why?
outdoor christmas decorations, do any one know a professional on it? how can I get a good and professional outdoor Christmas decorations
Outdoor Christmas decorations and Ground fault outlet....? My ground fault outlet keeps tripping and so my Christmas lights won't stay on outside...this only started after it rained. How can I protect my decorations from the water and still keep it plugged into the ground fault outlet? Any info would be greatly appreciated!! They are outdoor lights...so I will definatley try the plastic and electrical tape. Some are on the ground b/c we have blow ups connected too. Thanks!
Where is the best place for outdoor Christmas decorations? online or stores, thanks!
Outdoor Christmas Decorations? Where is the best place to buy outdoor Christmas decorations?
Links for best outdoor Christmas decorations? For cheap? . But still good quality ?
What do you think of inflatable outdoor Christmas decorations...? I like lights rather then inflatables...
Do you think there is "too much" of a "good thing" when it come to "outdoor" Christmas Decorations? Do you think there should be a "limit" to how much one family can display in their yard so it doesn't cause "traffic jams" or excess traffic to normally peaceful and quite neighborhoods?
Tips for Outdoor Christmas Lawn Decorations? I'd like to set up my first Christmas lawn display. I'm thinking of buying a reindeer & sleigh that are already strung with lights. I'm curious about how to keep them from blowing away. Also I'm thinking of lighting up a nice maple tree with a spotlight. Any advice would be great. Thanks.
Where can I find some neat Christmas decorations for outdoor? Something new or something different. I need a change this year.
Do you think all outdoor Christmas decorations are beautiful, or do you think they are all ugly, or....? ...is there a certain type of decoration that you think is ugly?
When do most people take down all thier christmas tree and outdoor decorations? Everything is so pretty i am sad that we will have to put it all away for another year... but what day do you in Gender Studies take down your christmas stuff? And merry christmas to all who are here today :)
Where is the best place that you've found to get outdoor Christmas decorations? Thanks in advance for your help
Cordless battery powered christmas lights/outdoor decorations? Hello, does anyone know where I can buy battery powered Christmas lights? I was told the major stores like Walmart, Target,etc sell them but I have yet to find them. I don't have electrical outlets outdoors and do not want to fuss with the cords to go inside. Any ideas? I want to twist some around my wraeth for my door and also find some of those little lights you can put along the pathway outside..any ideas? Thanks much!
How do i plug in my outdoor christmas decoration? The plug on the outside of the house is on the side of the house. I need to plug in my outdoor spiral tree that lights up, but i'm not sure how to do it. It is my first year using one of these. Usually i just put lights around the window on the inside of the house. Is there an extension cord to use for outdoors? If so, do i tape it to the house to keep it out of the way so no one trips over it?
Outdoor Christmas decorations: Which do you prefer? For the outside decorations only! LIGHTS: white, multi-, single color (if so, which) WREATH: no, yes; if so how big and lit (lights as part of it or spotlight on it?) INFLATABLES: no, yes; if so which is your favorite? OTHER: nativity? yes or no? reindeer? Santa? snowmen? Do tell.....
How are Outdoor Christmas Lights & Decorations Set Up? Though I put a Christmas tree & holiday lights up indoors every year, from next year on, I would also like to put lights and decorations up outdoors - on the exterior of the house as well as in the yard. That being said, since I've never done it before, I was just wondering how lights and decorations are put up outdoors. How are they connected to a power source (if any) without having long extension cords everywhere. I mean, for example, we have a backwards "h" shaped driveway. So if I wanted to put some lighted decorations in my front yard, without having an extension cord (or cords) cutting across the driveway. to the power outlet near the front door of the house. How do people who put up outdoor Christmas lights and decorations connect it to the power source without having extension cords hanging all over their yards?
Is there a way to repair an unlit section of rope lighting on an outdoor Christmas decoration? I have a lighted nativity scene just a couple seasons old with a small section that no longer lights. It is the very last of the rope which is soldered into the power cord.
homemade outdoor Christmas decoration crafts for kids? my kids are 2 & 4 and really want to make something themselves to decorate our yard with. i need some craft project ideas that we can decorate our yard for Christmas!
I need help finding a particular outdoor Christmas Decoration. can you help me? Ok I know this is random, but i know I have seen them somewhere. I kind of have a christmas airport kind of theme out front with santa on an airplane helicopter ect... So what I am looking for our elves or raindeers that are air traffic controlers or are signaling the airplanes with the wonds you know that they use at an airport when taxing. If you know what im talking about and can help me please respond!!
Outdoor Christmas decoration help? Please help. I have some icicle lights to put up outside on my window. I bought some suction cups and they didn't work so have ended up having to use insulation tape to attach the lights to the upvc. How else can I do it? Obviously can't nail or screw into the upvc. Help!
Any Outdoor Christmas decoration ideas? My husband and I didn't get to spend Christmas together because he was deployed and this is going to be our baby's first christmas so I want to make it extra special. I want to decorate our front yard which is medium size. I bought snowflake lights to hang up but would like some ideas when it comes to themes, cheap places to buy the decorations, or things I could make. I love crafts so any project big or small would be great.
How to hang outdoor christmas rope lights? I've bought 2 lovely rope light christmas decorations to put on the outside wall of our house. Only problem is how to hang them. They came with no fixings. They are supported on what appears to be a wire frame, do i need to buy any special clips or shall i get my manly other half to brace the cold and drill nails into the outside walls. Any suggestions on the easiest way to get them up and fairly quickly as the kids have seen them and can't wait to see our 'illuminated house'. Thanks so much.
When do you put up Christmas decorations? I personally put the tree up on Thanksgiving day, And I do the outdoor decorations the Saturday following Thanksgiving. I usually take them down around the Second of January. When do you put your's up/ take them down?
Where is the best place to buy Christmas decorations? I've just moved into a dead-end circle neighborhood that consist of 5 houses. The neighbors love to compete and go all out with the lights every year. Please recommend me some good places to buy outdoor decorations/lighting. Today I made trips to stores like Wal-mart and Target but there was really nothing special. Thanks for any help.
Where do they sell outdoor christmas decor online for cheap? I'm looking for lighted christmas decorations for sale online. Does anyone know of any websites where I can find a great deal?
Does anybody know where I can get replacement light bulbs and cords for my old plastic Christmas decorations? I have Santa Claus and Rudolph for inside, and two large candles for outdoor decorations. They are just plastic with a hole in the back for a light bulb with a cord on it. I need to replace the lightbulb and cord set. I've been to Hobby Lobby, Lowe's, Home Depot, Walmart, etc. and can't find anything like that. Is there anywhere online?
Who has Christmas decorations up? Ok, it's not Thanksgiving and I have seen three houses so far with outdoor Christmas decorations. Actually they have been up for two weeks now. Aren't we rushing it just a wee bit??
Does anyone cut your own greens & make home Christmas decorations? Would like ideas for indoors and outdoor decorations. I like all natural materials best but do use baubles also. Thanks!
Best place to buy Christmas decorations/lights? I've just moved into a dead-end circle neighborhood that consist of 5 houses. The neighbors love to compete and go all out with the lights every year. Please recommend me some good places to buy outdoor decorations/lighting. Today I made trips to stores like Wal-mart and Target but there was really nothing special.
Where can I find 6 ft tall christmas light bulb decorations? I have seen pictures of 6 ft tall christmas light bulb (C9 Replicas) that were used as an outdoor decoration.
@ Christmas, do you have outdoor decorations ? Just wondering how many people have Christmas lights outdoors too? We do, it's fun. =) Thanks xox Seriously, why did you's think this was an avatar game? lol
What kind of Christmas decorations do you put up? Example: A village, a collection of Santas, Snowmen, etc. or lots of outdoor Christmas lights. (You do not have to use the examples)
Should I shop the Christmas decoration sale NOW or after Christmas? I need outdoor decorations, will they all be sold out after Christmas? Do you think the current sales are good enough? I bought indoor Christmas stuff afterwards last year, but this year after Halloween I could barely find any decorations.
i would like to find out where in australia you can get-rope light christmas decorations and hard plastic fig I love to decorate my garden and house for christmas last year i found a man who brought the decorations in from overseas but it fell through in the end but i would like to know if anybody knows of anyone or if anyone can give me any ideas as where to buy outdoor decorations like rope light decorations and the large plastic snowmen amd santas with the lights inside. hope you have some help for me thank you
Poll: who still has Christmas decorations still up? Anyone still have some decorations up from Christmas, indoor or outdoor?
When do you put up Christmas decorations? The people across the street have all their outdoor decorations up and on, and their tree is even up.
Let's Get Ready For Christmas! Can you help me with decoration ideas? First of all, I would just like to say MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! Second of all, I would like to ask you all if you had any ideas on what I could make for some Christmas decorations? I was thinking like ways to make homemade garland, Christmas Tree Ornaments, some outdoor decorations ( like Santas or something ), and maybe even some food ideas? Thank you all in advance! And have a Merry Christmas!
Is it expensive to hire someone to put up outdoor christmas lights? I want to hire someone to put up Christmas lights in my mom's front yard. I don't need anything too spectacular, just some lights along the walk way and on the bushes, and in a tree. Also, I heard some of these installers rent out the lights and decorations, I would be interested in that since my mom doesn't have any lights. She might also need help with decorating her Christmas tree. Does anyone know how much this kind of service costs or of anyone in the L.A. area who is an installer?
Duuuuuuude! Like, okay: who still has some of their Christmas decorations up (and on)? Duuuuuuude! Like, it's January 11 and some houses around here still have their Christmas lights up and on! Some houses still have their Christmas trees up! I know there are people who leave their lights up all year but don't turn them on, but do you know anybody (or do you yourself) still have any Christmas decorations up and on, Duuuuuuude? Outdoor lights, Duuuuuuude? Christmas tree, Duuuuuuude?
Outdoor Nativity Scene for Christmas Decoration? does anyone know where i can find an outdoor nativity scene? which stores carry them? not anything too expensive for your info madgringo41 i am doing this for my grandmother...i could care less about the decorating crap....you should stop worring about what other people think
Is it too early to put up Christmas decorations? I want to decorate the inside of the house and put up my outdoor lights now...guess i'm in the holiday spirit. we usually don't get a tree until 2 weeks before but i want to decorate now. So is it too early? when do you usually start the decorating?
Can someone help me find a christmas decoration? I'm looking for one of those inflatable outdoor christmas snow globes that features the peanuts gang (snoopy) and circulates snow. If someone could please find it I would greatly appreciate it.
What was the last thing that nearly got the best of you? I don't think it's necessary for outdoor Christmas decorations to be so complicated.
How can I remove 4 very small bee hives (about 1 inch diameter) in my outdoor storage shed. ? As I was putting away some Christmas decorations in my outdoor storage shed, I noticed about 4 very small honeycomb hives on the roof of the shed. What is the best way to get rid of these. Is there any danger of getting stung? I have walked past these hives several times but haven't heard any buzzing.
Fake Outdoor Snow For Christmas Decorations? This year I want to decorate my yard rather simple. I want to put fake snow on the shrubs under the window and the ground and plain white lights in the inside of the trees. I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for fake outdoor snow? Something that will last with this winter weather. Thanks
eco friendly christmas decorations? Solar powered outdoor christmas decorations are now available for less than $20. Would you use them?
Christmas Lights? I am the only one who finds it odd that people are spending so much money on Christmas Outdoor Decorations and Lights? It seems that each year the Christmas Lights get more elborate and can light up towns for miles. Don't assume I am a Grinch or anti-Christmas as I will drive around looking in awe at lights . Its just with so many screaming GREEN conserve energy that they have not yet ruined this costly display of money? I am talking about homes who use many computers to program lights and decorations outside. It just not make sense to me at all does it to anyone else?
Outdoor train decorations? Does anyone know where I can find Christmas trains for outdoors. Not garden trains, bigger. Not the kind that are all lit up, but do not move. We've checked Lowes, Diamonds and on-line, but haven't found the right wording, I guess.
Any ideas for an outdoor christmas tree themed x-ray x-mas.? It is a local competition where businesses decorate a christmas tree and win prizes. My husband is a doctor so we were thinking X-ray x-mas. The decorations have to be able to withstand rain, cold and snow. We have some ideas but love this forum. Thanks
Who does the most to get ready for Christmas at your house? I do most everything, Christmas cards, shopping, baking, cooking, decorating inside the house, plans for Christmas Day/dinner, tree trimming, etc. My husband does the outdoor lights/decorations and puts the tree in the stand and the lights on. How about your house? Just curious if it's usually a woman in your house who does most everything.
What traditions, habits and routines do you have for your Christmas/holiday decorations, lights and displays? This is an "I'm just curious" type of question. Are there any traditions, routines or habits your normally follow in regards to your Christmas/holiday lights, decorations or other displays? If you're curious, these are our display-related traditions and routines: Thanksgiving Night is traditionally the first night of the holiday season our outdoor lights are turned on. Then, the first full weekend of December is when our Christmas trees and other indoor lights are put up and turned on. New Years night is the final night of the holiday season our lights turn on, both indoors and outdoors. The next day, the timers that control them are unplugged. Routinely, all of our Christmas lights, both indoors and out, turn on at exactly 5PM. Then, our indoor lights turn off at 10PM, and our outdoor lights normally turn off at midnight. However, it is tradition for our outdoor lights (But not our indoor lights) to be left on all night on Christmas eve, then turn off at 7AM Christmas morning.
Should I add candy cane lights to my outdoor decorations this year? ? I am thinking of whether I should put on those candy canes I bought last year or not. I love a lot of Christmas lights. However, there is still nobody who has made any decoration in front of their apartment in the entire housing complex. Right now the apartment looks like this from the outside, and it's already very bright compared to all the other apartments: http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/19/l_779026c29e2949bf98e8cebe0a274871.jpg I have a picture of the decorations I made last year. However, I added text on this picture because it was an invitation for my Italian friends to have dinner at the restaurant together last year, when I flew to Rimini (my hometown in Italy) to visit my family and friends. I strangely don't have any better picture! (maybe because I was not very happy last year for some reason and I didn't want to take Christmas pictures lol!) Of course I am not planning to put those multi-color lights on the window this year. So, what is Rino gonna choose this year? To stick the candy cane lights along the front walkway, or not? Keep in mind that I want to throw a Christmas party as well! http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/28/l_e2092c7ff94540b7a08c7f0214b5377c.jpg
Does anyone know of any Christmas decoration.....? thats a star. That can go outside. That also lights up. lol. my daddy's picky and we need to find one for our outdoor Christmas tree. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you! Where have you seen them?! And some thing thats not extremely expensive! A star that has the classic shape. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51IT8yqRTML._SL500_AA280_.jpg like that! Thats the best! Thank you!
I need an outdoor projector that can project christmasy images on outside of my house.What should I get? As a Christmas decoration.
trying to find a Christmas story? I am trying to find a Christmas story I read on line a while back. I don't know the name of it, but, the story is about 2 neighbors who start to compete with each other with outdoor decorations, each year getting more and more elaborate. I do remember the last lines being "lest we forget what Christmas is really all about", or something like that, any help would be welcomed, and thank you.
joke? is it funny? The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More. Annoy People 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills 2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot 3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it 4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two 5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April 6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons 7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall. 8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines 9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom 10. Chew other people's pencils 11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 12. Wear large hats during the movies 13. Touch strangers 14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus 15. Bite your dentist's finger 16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads 19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems 20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa 21. Tell people they have bad breath 22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 23. Flirt with a friend's spouse 24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team 25. Shake with your left hand 26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone. 27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". 28. Drum on every available surface. 29. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 31. Honk and wave to strangers. 32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. 33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. 35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 36. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." Annoy Cops 42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?" 43. Ask to see his gun. 44. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly. 45. Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" 46. Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!" 47. When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin. 48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you. 49. Refer to him by his first name. 50. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it. Annoy Your roomate 51. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 52. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 53. Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner. 54. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. 55. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. 56. Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor. 57. Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner. 58. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. 59. Speak in tongues. 60. Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling. 61. Walk and talk backwards. 62. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them. 63. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye." 64. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g."The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly. 65. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench). 66. Collect all your urine in a small jug. 67. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food. 68. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are. 69. Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks." 70. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them. 71. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened. 72. Eat glass. 73. Smoke ballpoint pens. 74. Smile. All the time. 75. Collect dog shit in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate. 76. Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously. 77. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you. 78. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances. 79. Paste snot on the windows in occult patterns. 80. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly. 81. Dye all your underwear lime green. 82. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim. 83. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet. 84. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it. 85. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due). 86. Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty. 87. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks. 88. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them. 89. Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley. 90. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative. 91. Shave one eyebrow. 92. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently. 93. Put horseradish in your shoes. 94. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want. 95. Always flush the toilet three times. 96. Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often. 97. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class. 98. Give him/her an allowance. 99. Listen to radio static. 100. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up. 101. Wear sunglasses at night. Bump into things often. Swear loudly. Annoy your examiner during a Driver's Test 102. Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. 103. Beep your horn at everything. 104. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light 105. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?" 106. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. 107. Fill your car with beer bottles. 108. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs. 109. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner. 110. Swear at everybody on the road. 111. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up. its a freakin joke people! (people like bigboy..)
did you ever try all of these? The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More. Annoy People 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills 2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot 3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it 4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two 5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April 6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons 7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall. 8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines 9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom 10. Chew other people's pencils 11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 12. Wear large hats during the movies 13. Touch strangers 14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus 15. Bite your dentist's finger 16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads 19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems 20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa 21. Tell people they have bad breath 22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 23. Flirt with a friend's spouse 24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team 25. Shake with your left hand 26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone. 27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". 28. Drum on every available surface. 29. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 31. Honk and wave to strangers. 32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. 33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. 35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 36. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." Annoy Cops 42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?" 43. Ask to see his gun. 44. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly. 45. Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" 46. Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!" 47. When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin. 48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you. 49. Refer to him by his first name. 50. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it. Annoy Your roomate 51. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 52. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 53. Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner. 54. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. 55. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. 56. Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor. 57. Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner. 58. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. 59. Speak in tongues. 60. Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling. 61. Walk and talk backwards. 62. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them. 63. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye." 64. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g."The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly. 65. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench). 66. Collect all your urine in a small jug. 67. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food. 68. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are. 69. Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks." 70. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them. 71. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened. 72. Eat glass. 73. Smoke ballpoint pens. 74. Smile. All the time. 75. Collect dog shit in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate. 76. Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously. 77. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you. 78. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances. 79. Paste snot on the windows in occult patterns. 80. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly. 81. Dye all your underwear lime green. 82. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim. 83. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet. 84. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it. 85. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due). 86. Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty. 87. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks. 88. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them. 89. Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley. 90. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative. 91. Shave one eyebrow. 92. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently. 93. Put horseradish in your shoes. 94. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want. 95. Always flush the toilet three times. 96. Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often. 97. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class. 98. Give him/her an allowance. 99. Listen to radio static. 100. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up. 101. Wear sunglasses at night. Bump into things often. Swear loudly. Annoy your examiner during a Driver's Test 102. Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. 103. Beep your horn at everything. 104. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light 105. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?" 106. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. 107. Fill your car with beer bottles. 108. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs. 109. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner. 110. Swear at everybody on the road. 111. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
joke?think its funny? The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More. Annoy People 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills 2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot 3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it 4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two 5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April 6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons 7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall. 8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines 9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom 10. Chew other people's pencils 11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 12. Wear large hats during the movies 13. Touch strangers 14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus 15. Bite your dentist's finger 16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads 19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems 20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa 21. Tell people they have bad breath 22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 23. Flirt with a friend's spouse 24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team 25. Shake with your left hand 26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone. 27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". 28. Drum on every available surface. 29. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 31. Honk and wave to strangers. 32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. 33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. 35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 36. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." Annoy Cops 42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?" 43. Ask to see his gun. 44. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly. 45. Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" 46. Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!" 47. When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin. 48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you. 49. Refer to him by his first name. 50. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it. Annoy Your roomate 51. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 52. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 53. Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner. 54. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. 55. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. 56. Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor. 57. Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner. 58. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. 59. Speak in tongues. 60. Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling. 61. Walk and talk backwards. 62. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them. 63. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye." 64. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g."The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly. 65. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench). 66. Collect all your urine in a small jug. 67. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food. 68. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are. 69. Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks." 70. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them. 71. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend noth
How do you decorate the outside of your house for the holidays? Do you use the same theme yearly? How many lights are on your outdoor christmas tree? Do you get new decorations each year?
hmm im in charge of( i need help)? outdoor decorations this year for christmas. every yera, my family does some weird theme, all blue, white, multicolored but this year i want something NEW. and a actuall theme like winter wnderland. anything else will be good too. keep in mind, nothing to expensive. and try to o tell me how i can do these things, not just usse wite lights, tell me white iscle ligths on the shingles and stuff like that. appreciated very very much :D
Help before I get electrocuted!!!? I have question about extension cords!! I have two outdoor christmas ornaments that are electrical and each is plugged into very thick indoor extension cords. Then those two indoor cords are connected to a huge 80 foot outdoor cord. Well for the most part it is safe because I live in florida and the weather is almost always sunny. However it is to rain this weekend here and I am wondering if my cords are safe because they ultimately are plugged into the huge outdoor cord or am I going to burn my house down if I leave them like they are outside. Please help me before I either shock myself or something else happens. Is this safe or not? I love my christmas decorations but I have no idea about having them outside. Thank you for your help!! My biggest worry is using the combination of indoor and outdoor outside.
Too early to decorate? When is the right date to start decorating a house (the outdoor) with Christmas Lighning decorations? Is it too early ?
People lighting their houses while others were out of power...rude? My parents were out of power for around 8 days because of that ice storm. I visited them for a few days and 2 of those were days without power. I noticed that people a few miles down the road, who had already gotten their power back, were decking out their homes with Christmas lights, outdoor light up decorations, etc. Now I know it's the season for that, but I found it to be really inconsiderate of them when they knew that there were tons of homes without power. Is it just me, or do you guys think that's rude too? I find it rude because it was if they were being show-offs about it. You can have Christmas cheer without all the snazzy lights, they could have just lit up their tree and it would have been practically the same. You guys wouldn't it a large meal infront of a starving person would you? And since someone asked, I am 21. And yea, I already know I'm immature...all of my friends would agree haha.
all brides or engaged couples or anyone that has been married...? What time of year did you have your wedding? I was thinking about April (spring) or October (fall) for my wedding but now I have started thinking about maybe Mid November. I love Christmas and I think all of the lights and Christmas decorations would be beautiful. Do you think it is bad to do it in November with all of the holiday stuff going on? also, what about January? Could you still have a Christmas-sy theme then? I live in Georgia. I just can't decide whether to have a nice outdoor wedding in the spring or fall, or to have a "white" christmas wedding in the winter.....
Who does the most to get ready for Christmas at your house? I do most everything, Christmas cards, shopping, baking, cooking, decorating inside the house, plans for Christmas Day/dinner, tree trimming, etc. My husband does the outdoor lights/decorations and puts the tree in the stand and the lights on. How about your house? Just curious if it's usually a woman in your house who does most everything.
am i weird for putting up my christmas tree today? thanksgiving is in one week, and i wanna have the tree up by then, but is it too early, i just put up the tree though. no outdoor decorations yet :)
hmm. im in charge of( i need help)? outdoor decorations this year for christmas. every yera, my family does some weird theme, all blue, white, multicolored but this year i want something NEW. and a actuall theme like winter wnderland. keep in mind, nothing to expensive. and try to o tell me how i can do these things, not just usse wite lights, tell me white iscle ligths on the shingles and stuff like that. appreciated very very much :D
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