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Kris Kringle is packing twelve spherical holiday ornaments into a rectangular box? Kris Kringle is packing twelve spherical holiday ornaments into a rectangular box. The box measures 16 inches long, 12 inches wide, and 4 inches high. The radius of the ornament is 2 inches. Whats is the volumes of the box? What is the volume of one ornament?

In the novel Miracle on 34th Street, what meat does Kris Kringle refuse to eat? I'm in a trivia contest and need a few answers. Thanks for any help, and Happy Holidays!!

What did you get for the holidays? Including Christmas and Chanukah (Sorry if I spelled it wrong) or any other holidays. Do you still believe in Santa Claus (Kris Kringle, St. Nicholas, etc.) Did you get what you want? HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! P.S. Any New Year babys out there?

What do you want for your children for the holidays? This is a question I tend to ask all parents I know each year to see what they want for their children. Mine is always the same each year, so I figured I would share my holiday wish for my kids and hope to see what other parents are wanting for their children. Here is a little thing I wrote - My Letter To Santa. "What do I want to get my children for Christmas?" I was asked one day and my first thought was this toy or that, new clothes and what have you. Then as the season wore on, seeing the crowds in the malls, the shows on TV, the collections for charity that only seem to pop up at this time of the year I began to rework my Christmas list and decided to write a list to Santa myself. But how would one do that at my age? It had been so long since I had written Kris Kringle. Sneaking into my daughters room late at night I took a piece of blank paper and a few crayons. I thought to myself if I was going to do this I was going to do it right. Resting myself down on the couch and using The Cat And The Hat as a make shift desk I began to write and this is what I asked. Dear Santa, I know you get hundreds of thousands of requests each year from girls and boys, of which I am neither. I am a mother of 3 beautiful children but I was hoping you could grant my Christmas wish for them. I am not asking for toys, the latest video craze or clothes. They either grow tired of them, another craze comes along or the item breaks after being tossed into the toy chest one to many times. I do not know where you will find these requests but if anyone can pull this off you can. Don’t worry about doing it by yourself either, I am sending a carbon copy of this to Jesus since he is the reason for the season. I am hoping between the two of you my request will be granted. I wish for my children to grow up happy, to take joy in the small things in life. To remember that all people are the same in your eyes and in the Lords. I wish for them to grow up healthy and if that is not possible for them to be strong through any illness that comes their way. I wish for them to remember they are loved by myself and their father, the rest of their family and even those that passed away before they were born. I wish for them to remember why we celebrate Christmas - not for the gifts but the birthday. That Christmas is not our birthday but another’s, so we are to give gifts and not think of ourselves. I wish for my children to enjoy life, to know no matter how hard things may be how lucky we are to have each other. That no matter who we have lost in our lives they are not truly gone but are watching over us. To know each Christmas morning as we open our gifts that they are sitting right their with us watching and smiling. I wish for my children to be color blind, to never look at someone’s skin and judge them. I wish for my children to help others less fortunate than they are. To drop those coins in the bucket to help another child to have a happy holiday but also to drop them all year round to help them have a happy life. To also help those with what seems like more than we have, to remember that money does not bring happiness but those around us do. I know these may seem like odd requests Santa but this is what I want for Christmas. Just make this a reoccurring wish for each year that passes. I know it may be difficult to fill such an order, so I will do what I can here on earth, just wanting some extra help from you and Jesus. Thank you Santa for your help and don’t push yourself to hard. Give Jesus a hug and pops too. Love, Jenn~ Addressed To Santa Clause North Pole Carbon Copy To Jesus Heaven

I did not get xmas presents from bf because I told him not to but I wish he did? My bf is broke. So I told him not to give me anything. But now I am kinda upset that during kris kringle I hardly got anything from anyone. I thought I'd be fine. Sigh. Am I weird? Should I be feeling this way? Oh, I bought a holiday ticket for my bf to fly in 2 wks so that's my xmas present to him.

Christmas present???? every thanksgiving my family draws names for Kris Kringle gifts for christmas. well this year i got my cousin. she's 20..or 21 something like that. and I have no idea what to get her cause i dont see her that much..just on holidays and birthdays and stuff. the only thing i know she likes is like god and stuff cause she is really christian. other then that i have no idea. and i have no idea what to get her. any ideas?

What say we wish all the Christians a merry Krismas? That's "Kris"-mas, as in Kris Kringle (aka Santa Claus), not "Christ"-mas as in Jesus. Since the two sound similar, I bet you could wish them a merry Krismas and they wouldn't even notice the difference. That way, we can get them to stop complaining about "happy holidays" and still not be obliged to accept the premise that "Jesus is the reason for the season." No, He's not - it's all about jolly old Kris Kringle! Ho, ho, ho! D.O.J. hits the hammer on the nail with that quotation from Jerimiah. And it's right out of the Bible, so it's not just me saying "Christmas" is a Pagan holiday. Christ was born around summertime, not winter! THAT's when Jesus's birthday should be celebrated, if you're gonna do it!

Can you tell me the Christmas Carol? Can you tell me the titles of these Christmas carols based on the lyric provided? The person who tells me the most gets 10 points and best answer! Happy Holidays! :D 1. From Dark ‘til Dawn, Soundless and Sanctimonious 2. Celestial Messengers Broadcast from an Elevation 3. The Antlered Quadruped with the Cerise Proboscis 4. The Event Occurred One Minute after 11:59PM with Visibility Unlimited 5. Ornament Enclosure with Large Sprigs of a Berry-Bearing Evergreen 6. Personal Hallucinations of an Alabaster December 25th 7. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings 8. Clapper Inverted Cups, Amalgamated 9. Testimony of Witness to Maternal Parent’s Infidelity with Kris Kringle 10. In a Distant Bovine Diner 11. Universal Elation 12. O, Miniature Nazarene Village 13. The Approach of the Holiday Commemorating the Birth of Christ is Becoming Evident 14. May Jehovah Grant Unto You Hilarious Males, Retirement 15. Those of you Who are True, Come Here 16. The Original Natal Day 17. The Horned Ruminants Do a Slated “Hesitation” 18. Vehicular Homicide was Committed on Dad’s Mom by a Precipitous Darling 19. Singular Yearning for the Twin-Anterior Incisors 20. Red Man En Route to Borough 21. Our Fervent Hope Is That You Thoroughly Enjoy Your Yuletide Season 22. Frozen Precipitation Commence 23. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Proboscis 24. Bleached Yule 25. The Dozen Festive 24-Hour Intervals 26. Bantam-Male Percussionist 27. Righteous Darkness 28. Monarchial Triad 29. Cup-shaped Instruments Fashioned of a Whitish Metallic Element 30. Do You Perceive the Same Vibrations that Stimulate the Auditory Sense Organs?

20 ways to make his xmas an xxx-mas? 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his minorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

Name the christmas Carols? 1) My sole desire for the Yuletide season is receipt of a pair of these. 2) Celestial messengers from splendid empires. 3) The event occurred at one minute after 11:59 with good visiblity. 4) Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen. 5) Testimony of witness to maternal parents' indiscretion with Kris Kringle. 6) In a distant bovine diner. 7) Village of expectations of a Yuletide emissary. 8) The antlered quadraped with the cerise proboscis. 9) Miniature Nazarene village. 10) Anticipation of this Noel's momentos: Nil 11) The approach of the Holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is becoming evident. 12) May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males' retirement. 13) Those of you who are true come home. 14) Are you detecting the same aural sensations I am? 15) From dark 'til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious. 16) The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument. 17) Universal elations. 18) Personal hallucination of an alabaster December 25. 19) Primary Yuletide. 20) Clappered, inverted cups, amalgamated. 21) Heavenly cherubs announcing in song--listen. 22) Reigning monarchs of the Far East. 23) Who's the mystery kid?

is this poem good so far? A is for angels whose wings are so beautiful, And acts are so delightful. B is for Bethlehem where they were all night, Baby Jesus completely in sight. C is for cookies that you leave out for Santa, Even if you live in Atlanta. D is for donkey that was in the barn that evening, No, you were not dreaming. E is for Eggnog that comes out once a year, Yes, that’s only when it appears. F is for Frosty the Snowman a very famous song, Many people for sure can sing along. G is for the Grinch, where Christmas was thought to be stolen but not, No one else even gave it a thought. H is for holly that hangs around your house, Even ones where there is so much as one little mouse. I is for icicles that hang on your roof, Go look outside, you will see proof. J is for Jesus whose birthday is celebrated. It should always be appreciated. K is for Kris Kringle Anyone who would meet him would probably want to mingle. L is for Lights that are put up on a Christmas tree, It gives many people so much glee. M is for Merry Christmas which many people say. It is quite a wonderful holiday. N is for Noël who was the first, With happiness that could make you burst. O is for ornaments that dress your tree up in many colors to see, I’m sure everyone else will agree. P is for Pointsetta to make your house look more bright, You look around and everyone is blown out of sight. we were told to make a rhyming poem using the alphabet having to do with xmas

Why do white bashers of multiculturalism overlook the European multiculturalism in US society? My dad, the Irish cop who loves to bitch and moan about "multiculturalism" being unamerican is in the departments bag piping band. Doesn't that strike you as a bit of a contradiction? Could you imagine the field day that Sean Hannity would have if black cops wanted to form an African drumming group? Haven't you ever seen Italians go nuts for Columbus day, or Germans set up little Kris Kringle Markets for Christmas? In Chicago we have tons of Polish people, and they made Casimir Pulaski day a citywide holiday, with days off for both public and private schools. Maybe it's because I grew up in an area that was defined by ethnicity, who knows. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-x7qrT16pQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO08PY4vzEY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF5FQ1QUrQQ OMG!! HOW UNAMERICAN!!!! DID YOU SEE THE VIDEOS???? THEY HAD FOREIGN FLAGS AND WERE WAVING THEM!!!!!!!

Gift Idea for a Co-worker? Hello All, I decided to have a Kris-Kringle gift-exchange kinda thing at my job this year because most of us were feeling emotional after 5 layoffs and I thought it would be fun and put everyone in the holiday spirit. I picked the name of a guy who I work with that I don't know too well so I'm stumped on what to get him. The limit is $20. Would a DVD of say "Step Brothers" be OK? I know he has a sense of humor but I can't think of anything else that's appropriate. Any other suggestions will be appreciated. SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY PLEASE Thanks! Thanks, Becky. That may work. :) We're not allowed to tell one another who has who so that the person won't find out who their "Secret Santa" is. :)

A Little Holiday Fun....."Christmas Carols In Other Words." Figure out the songs....? Example: It Happened in the Middle of a Starry Night - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear. 1. O Blessed Evening 2. Icy the Figure Made of Winter Precipitation 3. Kris Kringle is Going to Visit the Village 4. Overhead on the Roof 5. St. Nick is on His Way 6. I Shall Return to the House by December 25th 7. Seraphim and Cherubim Audible from Above 8. Argentum and Aurum 9. Dancing in the Vicinity of the Decorated Conifer 10. The Diminutive Percussionist 11. I Perceived a Trio of Brigantines 12. Repeat the Message in an Alpine Setting Wow! You all are smoking today!! :-) I will give the points to the correct answer later. Thanks for answering!!

can you please point out if I have any grammar, punctuation, and capitalization correct.? The ABC’s of Christmas Time A is for angels whose wings are so beautiful, And acts are so delightful. B is for Bethlehem where they were all night, Baby Jesus completely in sight. C is for cookies that you leave out for Santa, Even if you live in Atlanta. D is for donkey that was in the barn that evening, No, you were not dreaming. E is for Eggnog that comes out once a year, Yes, that’s only when it appears. F is for Frosty the Snowman a very famous song, Many people for sure can sing along. G is for the Grinch, where Christmas was thought to be stolen but not, No one else even gave it a thought. H is for holly that hangs around your house, Even ones where there is so much as one little mouse. I is for icicles that hang on your roof, Go look outside, you will see proof. J is for Jesus whose birthday is celebrated. It should always be appreciated. K is for Kris Kringle Anyone who would meet him would probably want to mingle. L is for Lights that are put up on a Christmas tree, It gives many people so much glee. M is for Merry Christmas which many people say. It is quite a wonderful holiday. N is for Noël who was the first, With happiness that could make you burst. O is for ornaments that dress your tree up in many colors to see, I’m sure everyone else will agree. P is for Pointsetta to make your house look more bright, You look around and everyone is blown out of sight. Q is for Quick, the way kids want to open their presents. There will be many things like this that will seem like huge events. R is for reindeer that fly on to your roof. Even the houses where the kid may be a goof. S is for Santa whose helpers really help out. That way there are many presents about. T is for The Twelve Days of Christmas when it is fun to sing this song, So many lines it is hard to sing along. U is for under the tree where your presents will be. But for me will there just be coal under the tree. V is for visiting which you will probably do. Unless of course you have the flu. W is for Wisemen who brought Frankencence, Myrrh, and Gold, The ones who brought presents in the cold. X is for X, which is Christ in Greek, For knowing that I am not a geek. Y is for yadayadayada, which is just like this poem it goes on and on. I wish it would just be gone. Z is for zamboni, to clear the ice. On Christmas day skating sure would be nice. we were instructed to use the alphabet, to make it rhyme and have to do with christmas.

In the novel Miracle on 34th Street, what meat does Kris Kringle refuse to eat? I'm in a trivia contest and need a few answers. Thanks for any help, and Happy Holidays!!

Christians: Did you know Christmas is pagan? Did you know that Christmas is a pagan holiday, as are most of the other holidays that Americans celebrate. Jeremiah 10:1-4: This is what the LORD says: "Do not learn the ways of the nations or be terrified by signs in the sky, though the nations are terrified by them. 3 For the customs of the peoples are worthless; they cut a tree out of the forest, and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel. 4 They adorn it with silver and gold; they fasten it with hammer and nails so it will not totter. "No such festival as Christmas was ever heard of until the THIRD century, and not until the FOURTH century was far advanced did it gain much observance. "Long before the fourth century, and long before the Christian era itself, a festival was celebrated among the HEATHEN, at that precise time of the year, in honor oft the birth of the son of the Babylonian queen of heaven; and it may fairly be presumed that, in order to conciliate the heathen, and to swell the number of the nominal adherents of Christianity, the same festival was adopted by the Roman Church, giving it only the name of Christ. This tendency on the part of Christians to meet Paganism half-way was very early developed." Ibid, pg 93 It is beyond doubt that Christmas was originally a pagan festival. The time of the year and the ceremonies with which it is still celebrated, prove its origin. Isis, the Egyptian title for the "queen of heaven," gave birth to a son at this very time, about the time of the winter solstice. The term "Yule" is the Chaldee (Babylonian) name for "infant" or "little child." This pagan festival not only commemorated the figurative birthday of the sun in the renewal of its course, but it also was celebrated (on December 24) among the Sabeans of Arabia, as the birthday of the "Lord Moon." The Yule log was considered the dead stock of Nimrod (or Tammuz, depending on the specific nation involved), deified as the sun god, but cut down by his enemies; the Christmas tree is Nimrod revived - the slain god come to life again. The Yule occultic colors are red and green. The mistletoe branch symbolized "the man, the branch" and was regarded as a divine branch - a corrupt Babylonian representation of the true Messiah. Both mistletoe and holly were considered fertility plants by the pagans. If you change the letters around in santa it spells satan. Here is a comparison; JESUS CHRIST: OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE. SANTA CLAUS: THE COUNTERFEIT ACCORDING TO MYTH OF MEN. 1. Has white hair like wool (Rev 1:14) 1. Has white hair like wool 2. Has a beard (Isaiah 50:6) 2. Has a beard 3. Comes in red apparel Isaiah (63:1-2) 3. Comes in red apparel 4. Hour of His coming is a mystery (Luke 12:40; Mark 13:33) 4. Hour of his coming is a mystery 5. Comes from the North where He lives (Ezekiel 1:4; Psalm 48:2) 5. Comes from the North where he lives: North Pole 6. Is a carpenter (Mark 6:3) 6. Is a toy carpenter 7. Comes as a thief in the night (Matthew 24:43-44) 7. Comes as a thief in the night. Even gains entrance to homes as a thief. 8. Omnipotent -- all powerful (Rev 19:6) 8. Omnipotent -- can deliver all the toys of the world in one night 9. Omniscient -- knows all (Hebrews 4:13; 1 John 3:20) 9. Omniscient -- knows if you have been good or bad, for the entire year 10. Omnipresent (Psalm 139:7-10; Ephesians 4:6; John 3:13) 10. Omnipresent -- sees when you wake or sleep. Has to be everywhere at once to be able to deliver all the toys in one short night. 11. Ageless, eternal (Rev 1:8; 21:6) 11. Lives forever 12. Lives in men (1 Cor 3:16; 2 Cor 6:16-17) 12. Lives in the hearts of children 13. Giver of Gifts (Ephesians 4:8) 13. Giver of Gifts 14. Absolute Truth (John 14:6) 14. Absolute Fable - (1 Tim 1:4; 4:7; 2 Tim 4:4) 15. Sits on a throne (Rev 5:1; Heb 1:8) 15. Sits on a throne 16. We are told to boldly go to the throne of Grace for our needs (Heb 4:16) 16. Children are bidden to approach his throne to ask for anything they want 17. Commands children to obey parents 17. Tells children to obey parents 18. Wants little children to come to Him (Mark 10:14) 18. Bids children to come unto him 19. Judges (Rom 14:10; Rev 20:2) 19. Judges whether you were good or bad 20. Everlasting Father (Isa 9:6; Heb 12:2) 20. Father Christmas 21. Christ Child (Matt 1:23; Luke 2:11-12) 21. Kris Kringle (means christ child) 22. Worthy of Prayers and Worship (Rev 5:14 Hebrews 1:6) 22. Prayers and worship to "St. Nick" by children 23. Lord of Hosts (Mal 3:5; Isa 8:13; Psalms 24:10) 23. Lord over a host of elves - (In Druidic religion, elves are demons or tree spirits 24. God says, "Ho, ho ... (Zechariah 2:6) 24. Santa says, "Ho, ho, ho ..." 25. Prince of Peace, the Image of God (Isa 9:6; Hebrews 1:3) 25. Symbol of World Peace, the image of the Christmas season. http://www.goodnewsaboutgod.com/studies/holidays2.htm That guy drew: The Bible says the world is a suspended sphere. The Christians were the only ones that knew it was round. I am a Christian, I posted this question to let the Christians know how Satan is deceiving them.