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Marc Lamont Hill: Why we must stand in solidarity with the Pelican Bay prisonersWednesday, July 20, 2011 @ 4:15AMFOR NEARLY three weeks, inmates at Pelican Bay State Prison, in California, have been on a hunger strike. They plan to continue until officials agree to improve the conditions and prison policies.

116th honors fallenWednesday, July 20, 2011 @ 3:46AMBAGHDAD - Soldiers and leaders of the 116th Cavalry Brigade joined with members of United States Forces for a memorial service recently at Camp Victory in Baghdad to honor their fallen comrades Sgt. Nathan Ryan Beyers and Spc. Nicholas Wayne Newby, both of Coeur d'Alene.

Comment on Utusan hitting the streets with blacked-ou t headlines, blotches of black and full pages in black if it ...Wednesday, July 20, 2011 @ 2:46AMThey're the biggest fool so they fool nobody at no time.

Utusan hitting the streets with blacked-ou t headlines, blotches of black and full pages in black if it gets ...Wednesday, July 20, 2011 @ 2:39AMThe UMNO official organ, Utusan Malaysia, will be hitting the newsstands every day with blacked-out headlines in front or inside pages, blotches of black or even full pages in black if it is given the Economist treatment by Home Ministry “censoring incorrect and misleading information”. And what a sight it would be! This is because [...]

Benn: I used to spend my money on shoesWednesday, July 20, 2011 @ 1:24AMI used to spend money on shoes. And now, as I look down at my dusty old Nikes, I can’t help but chuckle. They are FUBAR : effed up beyond any recognition.

Worth a fortune and just 22 - but 'boring' Petra's no Paris party girlWednesday, July 20, 2011 @ 12:27AMShe's the beautiful daughter of a mogul and a European model, who has her own fashion line, drives a Ferrari, owns two multi-million dollar mansions, seven Rolex watches, ten Hermes Birkin bags and five dogs.

Pond Scrum: Clarke's payday, absent Brits, passable YanksTuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 11:32PMDarren Clarke regained his game, working his magic over four days at Royal St. George's. Steve Elling and John Huggan recap the ride, including misery for the Brits and actual Americans in contention.

America’s Got Talent Recap: Majority Of Acts Fail To ImpressTuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 10:17PMTonight live from Hollywood, Nick Cannon introduces Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan, and Howie Mandel in preparation for the twelve performances in the second quarter-final of America’s Got Talent. Only four will survive! Sharon talks about how high the bar was raised last week, and says she has high hopes for tonight. Keep reading for all [...]

Kathy Griffin: 'Female comedians want to be pretty'Tuesday, July 19, 2011 @ 10:09PMKathy Griffin jokes about the extensive plastic surgery that she has undergone over the years.